Shut Up Cincinnati

228 - Traditional Capital Storming

Well its been a week!  Join the guys as the figure out where we go from here.  Should the Bengals fire Zac Taylor?  Is it mom's fault that women can't win the presidency?  Should all the Theys and Gays join together and storm the capital?  Why did the Dems lose everything?  Do people actually believe Trump is going to fix the economy?  Will Chris the Bull take out his newest prospective hot wife on an actual date?  Lets unite together under the Shut Up Cincinnati banner and figure this mess out!  My wife told me that she heard everything while we were recording and it was the most offensive podcast she's heard out of us yet.  Find out if she's right.   

227 - Say No to Blue Chews

Hey pencil pecker!  The fellas somehow managed to record two weeks in a row so listen to the stupid crap they have to say.  Bronny James makes his NBA debut and old white dudes everywhere are upset about it.  Chris gives us a review of Blue Chews.  Jason sees a dead body.  The guys pick their NBA team for the year and predict the Bengals/Eagles game.  The guys also discuss a couple of local homeless people, wonder what it would be like to look identical to Hitler, and Jason hates on the cops again.  Listen or I'll make you eat a vial of skin tags!

226 - Part Time Podcast

Hey there jolly nips!  Join us for the most reliably unreliable podcast in southern Ohio.  Chris has a new cuck opportunity but is scared the girl just won't be impressed with him after banging half the state.  Jason still can't fathom how parents lead their children to Catholicism after their sordid past.  The guys flip flop on who they think will win the election but we do know that Moreno fellow sure does hate the trans.  Jason drove around a real life troll that lived under a bridge.  The guys argue over the Menendez brothers fate but agree that the Kardashians don't really care.  Join us!  Just two handsome fellas talking about stuff and things.  Try not to get a boner! 

225 - Hero or Diddler?

Welcome fellow humans!  Join us for another chat about nothing and everything all at once.  Local legend, Pete Rose, died and we discuss the different opinions you're hearing from around the city.  Why did P. Diddy need all that baby oil?  When did J.D. Vance become so damn handsome?  Did Biggie Smalls take it in the can?  Chris finds a new cuck couple and Jason is disappointed that they are "normal."  Chris swears off love in exchange for freedom.  Jason tells an old woman off in the back of his car.  We talk about other things but I'm stoned and it's early and I can't remember shit.  Just listen and leave me alone.  

224 - Just Let Them Eat the Geese

Hello pumpkin butt!  Join the fellas as they solve all the world's issue.  Are the Haitians eating the cats?  Why would anyone have 50 cats to begin with?  Jason explains why seeing someone eat a goose at a park is a day enhancer.  Chris gets a complaint on his favorite swinger site. Who was at fault in the Tyreek Hill situation?  Is Shannon Sharpe trying to convince people he likes women?  Is the Bengals season is completely over after week 1?  We get to the bottom of every important topic and find reasonable ways to cure the world of all that ills it.  Join in!

223 - The Goober Load

Hello perky patties!  Come join us for another glorious discussion about nothing and everything at the same time.  Chris the bull has been grazing pastures looking for a new hot wife only to once again run into discolored genitalia.  Jason is still an unemployed loser that spends hours researching things just to make Chris look dumb.  Where did all the heroin go?  Why did RFK Jr. turn his back on his beliefs?  Will Ja'marr Chase play this year and why are all the older white guys mad about him not practicing?   Jason tries to catch Chris in a trick just to call him gay.  Chris is boycotting Kroger.  All that and a bag of sour stew that I stole from a bum!  Join in!

222- Come Hither TikTok Tabbi

Hello peckerheads!  You know what they say, it's the dog's dong days of August so join us as we bang out another masterpiece of nothing.  Chris convinces Jason that Brittney Griner has an adam's apple?  Chris doesn't convince Jason that illegals are just handed cars, houses, and food stamps when they enter the country.  Is Chris the last person alive that masturbated to records?  Does Kamala have this election wrapped up?  Jason causes a wreck on a major bridge.  Chris loves Chinese child labor.  Why are dudes hanging out behind the dumpster?  Chris falls in love with a little person on TikTok You'll find out about all this and much more if you just tune in.  Get to it, daggerdong!

221 - Make Weed Illegal Again

Hello Bobby Brown fans!  Join us as we verbally hump around on a Thursday morning.  We get an email letting us know the show is going down the dumper because we have nothing prepared.  We answer by doing a podcast earlier than we've ever done before with absolutely nothing prepared.   Join Jason for a wake and bake while Chris is in his element as an old man in the morning.  Who is going number 1 in the fantasy football draft?  Will the cuck get a string of anal beads hung over his nose next time?  Chris informs a couple about their ugly genitalia.  We discuss recreational marijuana and how Ohio sharted the sheets.  Joke of the week returns and some other stuff.  Join in.  I'm tired.  

220- The Olympics are Sassy

Hello bucket o' turds!  Join the fellas for the greatest podcast since the last one.  We discuss Last Suppergate and ask why are all these straight dudes watching the Olympics anyway?  Speaking of dudes, the lady boxer from Algeria isn't one so shut up already.  Why does JD Vance think he's from Appalachia when he's clearly from regular ol' trashy Middletown?  Chris hates all truckers.  Jason is still an unemployed loser.  A lady from the nursing home has fun playing with her dominos.  Black people party better than white people.  Football is about to start.  I'm just saying things at this point.  Listen to the damn show and shut up.  

219 - Every Inch Matters

Hey there goofy patriots and dirty commies!  Come join the fellas as America continues to fall into chaos.  We discuss the assassination attempt and how dumb the fall out has been.  Biden looked in the mirror and noticed that he was old but now what the hell are the democrats supposed to do?  Are women more horny the day after their fathers die?  Does Eminem's new album suck?  Are regular cuck stories from Chris too boring now after the nightgown fella?  Is Jack Black a bad friend?  Can you milk a goat with your mouth?  We answer all of these questions and much more.  Tune in or I'll tickle your cousin in a weird way.