A podcast that delves into depravity with such an utter delight and curiosity. Take a weekly trip into the gutter with a couple of chuckleheads and you‘ll be rewarded with giggles.
Episodes
Saturday Mar 08, 2025
Saturday Mar 08, 2025
Welcome to the 2025 Celebrity Death Pool episode! Which celebrity will kick the bucket this year and how many points will it give some peckerhead in their death pool? Which professional wrestler's heart will explode from the gallons of steroids and booze over the years? Will someone take out a politician and cause a civil war this year? Why would anyone pick Dick Van Dyke and get 1 point? Does aids even kill people anymore? Who is going to beat Joy Behar to death? Will a rapper get shot? Will Diddy off himself? Can we pick celebrity dogs? Will Casey Anthony just die already? Come get dark with us!
Friday Feb 28, 2025
Friday Feb 28, 2025
Hello peckerheads! It's been a long couple of weeks but the guys are back to tell you it's your fault that they haven't recorded but would still like you to join them for another brilliant conversation between buffoons. Chris makes a porn unbeknownst to him and now feels like the victim of sexual assault. Jason appreciates the cool guy driving through the nazi rally. Speaking of which, can you still be a scary nazi if you need a comfort dog? Has Chris banged woman of special needs? Did Jason start a Dominican war in the barber shop? Why is Ohio making a bad marijuana policy even worse? Does Ariana Grande have all the aids? We get to the bottom of everything important and answer all of the world's mysteries. Join us or we will leave a dead squirrel in your mailbox.
Friday Feb 07, 2025
Friday Feb 07, 2025
What it be, peckerheads! The guys are back for a discussion that may change the world or at least waste an hour of your time. Who is going to be the first person to try out the Log Flume in Gaza? Is anyone outside of Kansas City rooting for the Chiefs? Would you be willing to hang out in a doctors office with a hard on for 2 hours just to get the perfect boner pill? Jayden Smith is a weirdo. Movie theaters hate letting you keep your money. Is it racist to assume the purpose of a memorial based on the neighborhood you see it in? Is Beyonce the greatest country singer of all time? We let you know all the answers and make up the answers we don't know! Join in!
Friday Jan 24, 2025
Friday Jan 24, 2025
Good afternoon peckerheads! The guys are back and it hasn't been 2 weeks! Is Elon Musk the biggest douche in the country? Did he actually invent anything? Why did the old president and the new president pardon people that should stay in prison and why do they both suck? Chris tells us about a time that he went pig hunting. Jason may or may not have left a cripple without a ride. Chris falls on ice and a woman laughs at him. Jason tells us about an old neighbor that would keep slow orphan kids in their basement for money. The guys give more bad football predictions that can help you lose money. Come one, come all, join the fun!
Friday Jan 17, 2025
Friday Jan 17, 2025
Hello turd nuggets! The fat bastard and old dipshit are back to warm your hearts and minds with a great conversation about nothing important. Chris is angry at the homeless after they turned down his old coat with a broken zipper. Jason becomes an expert on the history of DMX. Chris finds out if there is such a thing as a bad bj. Jason lashes out at strangers over things normal people would just move on from. Is it alright to smack your kid for wanting a pineapple? What former player would you want to coach your favorite team? The guys argue over Zac Taylor and give their picks against the spread for this weekends games. Listen or die or whatever Diddy said.
Wednesday Jan 01, 2025
Wednesday Jan 01, 2025
Happy 2025 Dorks! We welcome in the New Year by having a great conversation that accomplishes nothing and yet saves the world at the same time. Why are ladies calling Chris "Daddy Long Crack" on the streets? Who won 2024's Celebrity Death Pool? Are foreigners smarter than Americans or are corporations just greedy bastards? Jason has a dream that he was being attacked Kendrick Lamar's non existing gang and was afraid when only the gays showed up to help him. Chris tells us he isn't going to brag about winning the fantasy football belt but then brags and talks smack the rest of the show for everyone underestimating him. Is Taylor really dating Dennis Rodman and actually working for North Korea? Is THE MAN putting up more traffic signs in the hood just to harass people? We get down to the bottom of all these questions like your fat uncle tries to get to the bottom of his belly button after Christmas dinner. Join in!
Wednesday Dec 11, 2024
Wednesday Dec 11, 2024
What it be, Mussolini! Join the fellas for a jam packed conversation about stuff! You know you love stuff! Jason throws his support behind a murderer. Chris is angry about the cost of wank off toys. Creepy Kev is getting a law in his honor. In a shocking turn of events, it turns out that methheads burnt the bridge and not the homeless. Luigi wasn't the only hot hit person arrested recently. Also, does Joe Burrow like boobs? Did Jason transport crack-cocaine across state lines? Can Asian's get sunburnt? Would the healthcare industry change if there was an outbreak of assassinations to CEO's? Is butt play gay if you're alone? We answer all these questions and look damn good in the process. Listen or I'll give your nephew a wicked Indian burn.
Friday Dec 06, 2024
Friday Dec 06, 2024
Hello Goose Peckers! The fellas find time to get together and record another episode of life saving advice and pure garbage. Chris finds out that Conor Mcgregor is a sexual predator. Uber gave Jason and every other driver another unannounced pay cut. Chris finds a new partner but she isn't into his normal butt play. The guys find themselves driving around Cincinnati and eyeing down the homeless to figure out who the dirty bridge burner was. Why don't they sell diet soda in the hood? Who will win the Superbowl? Why do people care when a flag is planted on a football field? If you get bit by a bum do you turn into one like a vampire or zombie? We get to the bottom of everything and if you don't listen you'll probably get molested by a warthog on Christmas Day.
Friday Nov 22, 2024
Friday Nov 22, 2024
Hey there pink eye enthusiasts! The old man and the fat man are back for another blabber fest that eventually solves all the world's problems. Jason offers to help Donald Trump by developing a new border policy where everyone wins....well almost everyone. Chris almost dies but just pees his pants instead. Jason is looking to gather a posse and seek justice on whoever started the fire that ruined an important bridge. We discuss why Dayton, Ohio is a pile of crap. Jason gets made fun of by a bartender. Both guys have a hero of the week, one which is making the world a better place with spray paint and the other with cocaine. We talk about some other stuff too but I kind of have to doo doo so enjoy your day! Listen or I'll teach your little sister how to dance!
Friday Nov 08, 2024
Friday Nov 08, 2024
Well its been a week! Join the guys as the figure out where we go from here. Should the Bengals fire Zac Taylor? Is it mom's fault that women can't win the presidency? Should all the Theys and Gays join together and storm the capital? Why did the Dems lose everything? Do people actually believe Trump is going to fix the economy? Will Chris the Bull take out his newest prospective hot wife on an actual date? Lets unite together under the Shut Up Cincinnati banner and figure this mess out! My wife told me that she heard everything while we were recording and it was the most offensive podcast she's heard out of us yet. Find out if she's right.