Shut Up Cincinnati

241 - Chris isn't Dead

Welcome fart connoisseurs!  The team is united once again as it turns out that Chris really didn't die.  Jason wanted a black pope.  Chris turns down taking a dude's wife out for a weekend of romance.  When did Justin Jefferson start dressing like a Persian prince?  Is Chris not manly because he wouldn't go on a 4 hour round trip to bang some dude's ugly wife?  Are the Bengals messing up the offseason once again with the Tre Hendrickson drama?  Would you rather a girl have one boob or 3 boobs?  Chris is mad at Take 5 oil change for not filling his transmission fluid.  Jason gets tricked by a special needs AI creation.  You better listen or I'll force you to eat gum off the bottom of a cafeteria table.    

240 - Chris is Dead

Hello turd warriors!  Chris was murdered by an angry cuck so Ryan Acres joins the show as a temporary replacement.  We talk about the possibility of actually pulling off a ZZ Bottom.  Ryan also tells us about 2 new sex positions called the Kings Crown and Davey's Havoc.   We know Chris was old enough to own slaves but did he only owned a few just so other white's wouldn't make fun of him?  Did Chris invent butt eating back in the 1800s?   Will immigrants take the 1000 dollars Trump is offering to go back home?  Is it gay to prefer male porn stars that are attractive?  We were all over the place so just listen and find out or I'll make fun of your wonky eye.  

239 - Satan Worshipping Dogs

Howdy Doody Peckerheads!  Join the fellas for another outstanding episode of the number one podcast that's recorded on Jason's street.  Maybe.  I'm not quite sure.  Didn't ask around.  Anyhow....This week we find out what dogs are really doing when they scratch their butts on the floor.  Jason and Chris both choose themselves for a$$hole of the week.  Should anyone buying more than 4 items at a gas station be given the death penalty?  Has RFK's brain worms finally won the battle?  Did the Bengals mess up another draft?  Should Shedeur Sanders been drafted earlier or did his ego hurt him?  Will Hairy Guy get forced to lick a butthole?  Jason tells us how good it feels to go MAGA for 15 minutes at a time.  Chris turns down a cuck after seeing the hotwife was not so hot.  Join us and find out more crap you didn't really want to know!  

238 - Declawed Gerbils and the Men Who Boof Them

Hey there jolly peckerheads!  Jason has been doing charity work for rich people in Honduras but now we're back and ready to solve all the world's issues.  Did JD kill the Pope?  Would you rather hang out with a guy that bangs dogs, a guy who bangs chickens till their dead, or a guy who puts declawed gerbils up their butts?  Would you rather the string around the gerbil be on it's tail or wrapped around its hind legs?  We're worried about safety here at Shut Up Cincinnati.  Did Haley Joel Osment go full Mel Gibson?  Does Chris prefer being the bull for a hotwife or a cuck situation?  Is the police chief that poops on the floor a hero or an a$$hole?  All these questions are answered and Chris pulls out a really gross nose hair about 10 minutes in.  Join us or we tell your friends that you're balding.  

237 - Celebrity Death Pool 2025

Welcome to the 2025 Celebrity Death Pool episode!  Which celebrity will kick the bucket this year and how many points will it give some peckerhead in their death pool?  Which professional wrestler's heart will explode from the gallons of steroids and booze over the years?  Will someone take out a politician and cause a civil war this year?  Why would anyone pick Dick Van Dyke and get 1 point?  Does aids even kill people anymore?  Who is going to beat Joy Behar to death?  Will a rapper get shot?  Will Diddy off himself?  Can we pick celebrity dogs?  Will Casey Anthony just die already?  Come get dark with us!  

236 - Chris Made A Porn

Hello peckerheads!  It's been a long couple of weeks but the guys are back to tell you it's your fault that they haven't recorded but would still like you to join them for another brilliant conversation between buffoons.  Chris makes a porn unbeknownst to him and now feels like the victim of sexual assault.  Jason appreciates the cool guy driving through the nazi rally.  Speaking of which, can you still be a scary nazi if you need a comfort dog?  Has Chris banged woman of special needs?  Did Jason start a Dominican war in the barber shop?  Why is Ohio making a bad marijuana policy even worse?  Does Ariana Grande have all the aids?  We get to the bottom of everything important and answer all of the world's mysteries.  Join us or we will leave a dead squirrel in your mailbox.  

235 - Lasagna Fleshlight

What it be, peckerheads!  The guys are back for a discussion that may change the world or at least waste an hour of your time.  Who is going to be the first person to try out the Log Flume in Gaza?  Is anyone outside of Kansas City rooting for the Chiefs?  Would you be willing to hang out in a doctors office with a hard on for 2 hours just to get the perfect boner pill?  Jayden Smith is a weirdo.  Movie theaters hate letting you keep your money.  Is it racist to assume the purpose of a memorial based on the neighborhood you see it in?  Is Beyonce the greatest country singer of all time?  We let you know all the answers and make up the answers we don't know!  Join in!

234 - Go Away Elon

Good afternoon peckerheads!  The guys are back and it hasn't been 2 weeks!  Is Elon Musk the biggest douche in the country?  Did he actually invent anything?  Why did the old president and the new president pardon people that should stay in prison and why do they both suck?  Chris tells us about a time that he went pig hunting.  Jason may or may not have left a cripple without a ride.  Chris falls on ice and a woman laughs at him.  Jason tells us about an old neighbor that would keep slow orphan kids in their basement for money.  The guys give more bad football predictions that can help you lose money.  Come one, come all, join the fun!

233 - Ohio State Fans Suck

Hello turd nuggets!  The fat bastard and old dipshit are back to warm your hearts and minds with a great conversation about nothing important.  Chris is angry at the homeless after they turned down his old coat with a broken zipper.  Jason becomes an expert on the history of DMX.  Chris finds out if there is such a thing as a bad bj.  Jason lashes out at strangers over things normal people would just move on from.  Is it alright to smack your kid for wanting a pineapple?  What former player would you want to coach your favorite team?  The guys argue over Zac Taylor and give their picks against the spread for this weekends games.   Listen or die or whatever Diddy said.  

232 - New Year, Same Idiots

Happy 2025 Dorks!  We welcome in the New Year by having a great conversation that accomplishes nothing and yet saves the world at the same time.  Why are ladies calling Chris "Daddy Long Crack" on the streets?  Who won 2024's Celebrity Death Pool?  Are foreigners smarter than Americans or are corporations just greedy bastards?  Jason has a dream that he was being attacked Kendrick Lamar's non existing gang and was afraid when only the gays showed up to help him.  Chris tells us he isn't going to brag about winning the fantasy football belt but then brags and talks smack the rest of the show for everyone underestimating him.  Is Taylor really dating Dennis Rodman and actually working for North Korea?  Is THE MAN putting up more traffic signs in the hood just to harass people?  We get down to the bottom of all these questions like your fat uncle tries to get to the bottom of his belly button after Christmas dinner.  Join in!