Shut Up Cincinnati

245 - Indian Sidewalk Gas

Hello peckerheads!  Chris and Jason are here to solve all the world's issues for the 245th time in a row.  Jason tells you why to avoid Marathon gas.  Chris wonders if we're all incest babies.  How much time does Diddy do?  How packed is his freak schedule when he gets out?  Is the Punisher being requested by every cuck in the world?  Does anyone know what is going to actually happen after this Big Beautiful Bill or is everyone just talking out of their ass?  Why didn't butteater eat butt?  Who is Angry Jeff and why is he an awful person?  Is Chris officially looking elderly?  Jason tries to convince Chris to be a dirty commie and vote to cap wages at 200 million a year.  We talk about other stuff too but it's hot as hell in this garage so I'm going to quit typing.  Just listen or we will talk dirty to your gerbil.  

244 - Butt Sweatin' On a Tuesday

Hello peckerheads!  There's a heatwave in Cincinnati and there's no air condition in the studio but the fellas risked their lives to record another masterpiece of artistic nothingness.  Would you buy redbull for your kids?  How big of a loser is the dork that got mad when Jamarr Chase wouldn't sign an autograph for him?  We enjoyed the NBA finals but did anyone else?  Would you bang a dying man's wife by his request but with the knowledge that it's going to make the nearly dead fella super sad?   Are the Reds about to have the best starting 5 in baseball in the next year?  Do you like a president that says the f word?  Who is leaving ducks for Chris?  Does Obama have aids?  Well, we didn't talk about the last one but join us for the rest of it!

243 - ICE Deez Nuts

Hello tubby turds!  Join the guys this week for the most important podcast since the last podcast that they did.  Chris tells us why he hates California this week while Jason defends Pablo at Home Depot but both agree that if you're waiving a Mexican flag above burning cars then you should get you deported.   Should the Bengals have waived Germaine Pratt?  Why did Chris leave a "date" right after getting squirted on?  Jason watches a tweaker attack a couple of hippies at a park by UC.  Chris gets yelled at by a girl with special needs, meanwhile Jason is a hero for supporting them.  Elon and Trump don't like each other, Kash Patel stays in his lane instead of doing his job, andTrey Hendrickson isn't voluntarily working out for the Bengals.  The guys get to the bottom of all of this and end world hunger in the process.  There is nothing these losers can't figure out.  Join!

242 - Stealing 71 Billion Dollars

Hello python peckers!  It's that time of the whatever and the fellas are here to deliver another marvelous masterpiece of a podcast that will save humanity.  Did Jason steal 71 billions dollars?  How did a drive by cuck fall in love with someone as old and ugly as Chris?  Will shooting people start improving fast food quality?  Who is the Punisher and why was Diddy so gross?  Did you know the leader of a monkey torture ring was from Cincinnati?  How do you kill your raccoons?  We get to the bottom of all that non-sense and probably talk about poop too much.  Join us or I'll steal your catalytic converter and not even buy meth......what a waste!

241 - Chris isn't Dead

Welcome fart connoisseurs!  The team is united once again as it turns out that Chris really didn't die.  Jason wanted a black pope.  Chris turns down taking a dude's wife out for a weekend of romance.  When did Justin Jefferson start dressing like a Persian prince?  Is Chris not manly because he wouldn't go on a 4 hour round trip to bang some dude's ugly wife?  Are the Bengals messing up the offseason once again with the Tre Hendrickson drama?  Would you rather a girl have one boob or 3 boobs?  Chris is mad at Take 5 oil change for not filling his transmission fluid.  Jason gets tricked by a special needs AI creation.  You better listen or I'll force you to eat gum off the bottom of a cafeteria table.    

240 - Chris is Dead

Hello turd warriors!  Chris was murdered by an angry cuck so Ryan Acres joins the show as a temporary replacement.  We talk about the possibility of actually pulling off a ZZ Bottom.  Ryan also tells us about 2 new sex positions called the Kings Crown and Davey's Havoc.   We know Chris was old enough to own slaves but did he only owned a few just so other white's wouldn't make fun of him?  Did Chris invent butt eating back in the 1800s?   Will immigrants take the 1000 dollars Trump is offering to go back home?  Is it gay to prefer male porn stars that are attractive?  We were all over the place so just listen and find out or I'll make fun of your wonky eye.  

239 - Satan Worshipping Dogs

Howdy Doody Peckerheads!  Join the fellas for another outstanding episode of the number one podcast that's recorded on Jason's street.  Maybe.  I'm not quite sure.  Didn't ask around.  Anyhow....This week we find out what dogs are really doing when they scratch their butts on the floor.  Jason and Chris both choose themselves for a$$hole of the week.  Should anyone buying more than 4 items at a gas station be given the death penalty?  Has RFK's brain worms finally won the battle?  Did the Bengals mess up another draft?  Should Shedeur Sanders been drafted earlier or did his ego hurt him?  Will Hairy Guy get forced to lick a butthole?  Jason tells us how good it feels to go MAGA for 15 minutes at a time.  Chris turns down a cuck after seeing the hotwife was not so hot.  Join us and find out more crap you didn't really want to know!  

238 - Declawed Gerbils and the Men Who Boof Them

Hey there jolly peckerheads!  Jason has been doing charity work for rich people in Honduras but now we're back and ready to solve all the world's issues.  Did JD kill the Pope?  Would you rather hang out with a guy that bangs dogs, a guy who bangs chickens till their dead, or a guy who puts declawed gerbils up their butts?  Would you rather the string around the gerbil be on it's tail or wrapped around its hind legs?  We're worried about safety here at Shut Up Cincinnati.  Did Haley Joel Osment go full Mel Gibson?  Does Chris prefer being the bull for a hotwife or a cuck situation?  Is the police chief that poops on the floor a hero or an a$$hole?  All these questions are answered and Chris pulls out a really gross nose hair about 10 minutes in.  Join us or we tell your friends that you're balding.  

237 - Celebrity Death Pool 2025

Welcome to the 2025 Celebrity Death Pool episode!  Which celebrity will kick the bucket this year and how many points will it give some peckerhead in their death pool?  Which professional wrestler's heart will explode from the gallons of steroids and booze over the years?  Will someone take out a politician and cause a civil war this year?  Why would anyone pick Dick Van Dyke and get 1 point?  Does aids even kill people anymore?  Who is going to beat Joy Behar to death?  Will a rapper get shot?  Will Diddy off himself?  Can we pick celebrity dogs?  Will Casey Anthony just die already?  Come get dark with us!  

236 - Chris Made A Porn

Hello peckerheads!  It's been a long couple of weeks but the guys are back to tell you it's your fault that they haven't recorded but would still like you to join them for another brilliant conversation between buffoons.  Chris makes a porn unbeknownst to him and now feels like the victim of sexual assault.  Jason appreciates the cool guy driving through the nazi rally.  Speaking of which, can you still be a scary nazi if you need a comfort dog?  Has Chris banged woman of special needs?  Did Jason start a Dominican war in the barber shop?  Why is Ohio making a bad marijuana policy even worse?  Does Ariana Grande have all the aids?  We get to the bottom of everything important and answer all of the world's mysteries.  Join us or we will leave a dead squirrel in your mailbox.