Episodes
Thursday Mar 21, 2024
208 - Advanced Level Bulling w/ Ryan Acres
Thursday Mar 21, 2024
Thursday Mar 21, 2024
Hey there! We got a doozy for you this week. Chris visits the cuck in the nightgown for part 2 of epic sexual savagery. Ryan and Jason give Chris feedback and congratulate him for peeing on their floor. Detective Bauman dives deep and finds the suspects in the dong licking kitty case. Jason tries hard not to go off on a slow kid at Kroger. The guys share scabies stories and wish death on a man in an old person's home. All that and much more. Join in!
Tuesday Mar 12, 2024
207 - Butt Lettuce for Giraffes
Tuesday Mar 12, 2024
Tuesday Mar 12, 2024
Welcome turd cutters! Join the fellas for another marvelous podcast that will change your life. The guys discuss why dildos are usually pink, if they would take a picture with Donald Trump, and NFL free agency. Who is leaving rubber ducks at Chris's house? Should you get jail time for threatening death if 2 people don't hug each other? Would you take a dead person through the bank line to get his money? Have you ever thought of going to the Giraffe feeding exhibit with lettuce in your butt? We answer all these questions and start our investigation of who gets pleasured by their cat. Listen!
Wednesday Feb 28, 2024
206 - Pecker Licking Cats
Wednesday Feb 28, 2024
Wednesday Feb 28, 2024
Hey there bird brain! Yeah, You! Listen to this wonderful podcast about all the important things and absolutely nothing at the same time. Do freaks who take part in beastiality consider if the animal is male or female? What would you do if a kitten licked your thang while you were romances yourself? Why do people with Jeeps suck? Is Chris a complete loser for having a Panda Express app on his phone? If you saw a man on fire would you point a gun at him or locate a way to extinguish the fire? Are cats completely made from the skin of ballsacks? Will Joe Biden fix the problem with self checkouts at Kroger? We answer all these questions and much more on this week's episode of Shut Up Cincinnati!!!!!
Saturday Feb 24, 2024
205 - Chris the Creep
Saturday Feb 24, 2024
Saturday Feb 24, 2024
Hey there fatties! Join the fellas for the worlds best podcast. The guys talk about homeless boogers, cursing children, and listeners that they don't like. Patrick Mahomes should be kicked out of the NFL for the violence in Kansas City. Subway hasn't made a good sandwich in 20 years. No amount of Cheese Coneys are going to save old crusty Coney Island. Can you be a straight male and follow Taylor Swift on tour? Join in this week and we figure this crap out.
Wednesday Feb 14, 2024
204 - Jason Goes to Hell
Wednesday Feb 14, 2024
Wednesday Feb 14, 2024
Hey there butter balls! Join the fellas for another celebration of absolutely nothing. Jason sets his sites on Jesus on Ash Wednesday while Chris is more focused on hating Travis Kelce. The guys tell you why Usher's halftime show was mid at best regardless of what our goofy friends think. Jason thinks MC Hammer should be the new messiah. Chris sets a date to once again bang a lady in front of her husband while he wears a nightgown but this time he vows to degrade the cuck properly. Ron Carter calls in to give us his a$$holes of the week and the guys couldn't disagree more with half of his argument. Is Pat Mahomes the goat? Does Trevor Bauer deserve a second chance? Why does Jason have marijuana ashes on his forehead? All these questions are answered and we also solve all the worlds issues in the process. Join in or we will marinate your cousin with alligator spunk!
Tuesday Feb 06, 2024
203 - Jay Z Has Homeless Dreads
Tuesday Feb 06, 2024
Tuesday Feb 06, 2024
Hello plumpers! Join the fellas for another fabulous podcast about nothing important. Toby Keith is the first to die in the 2024 Death Pool. We discuss 2 new entries into the pool and Chris's early lead. Killer Mike wins a few Grammys and pushes down a security guard. Jay Z whines about his wife not getting enough awards. New music sucks. Chris tells us about being a drug mule. Jason leaves his dog outside for 7 hours in 20 degree weather. Chris is too old to know a girl was hitting on him. Jason tells us why old lady Jean from Clermont county sucks. Chris hates people that come to work sick and then tell everyone about it. All that and a big pile of nothing! Join in for a chuckle or die with regret, your choice!
Wednesday Jan 31, 2024
202 - 2024 Celebrity Death Pool
Wednesday Jan 31, 2024
Wednesday Jan 31, 2024
Hey fellow dark souls! Welcome to our 4th annual Celebrity Death Pool. Who will die? What the hell is stiff person syndrome? Why does Chris want Cory Feldman to die? We also discuss who Vince McMahon has been pooping on lately and a few other things. Enjoy!
Tuesday Jan 23, 2024
201 - Tip or Die?
Tuesday Jan 23, 2024
Tuesday Jan 23, 2024
Hey smellers of farts! Join the fellas for an important discussion on absolutely nothing. Chris gets an ice cold pizza from Marcos. Just like Matthew Perry, Jason tells a story about his experience with ketamine and a pool. The guys ask people to enter the Celebrity Death Pool 2024 and talk about last years results. Jason wonders if Chris's cuck secretly just stares at his starfish the whole time. We get calls from Dick G in Indiana to say hello and Ronnie Carter with his take on tipping. The guys deep dive on how and when to tip as well as the consequences of not tipping. Jason rates his Uber customers from favorite to least favorite. All that and much more. Tune in, buttercups.
Wednesday Jan 10, 2024
200 - Katt Williams Stole our Birthday
Wednesday Jan 10, 2024
Wednesday Jan 10, 2024
Welcome tiddledy winks! Join the fellas for a celebration for our 200th episode and 4 year birthday. The guys spend the show theoretically jerking ourselves off for accomplishing nothing. Rocky Balboa, Whoopi Goldberg, Kim Jung Un, Clint Eastwood, Nina Hartley, Mr. Bert, El Guerro Gordo and Lil Nick swing by the show to congratulate the boys on 200 episodes. Chris uses the wrong lube and burns his pecker. Katt Williams is still a crazy person regardless of what the internet says. Bill Clinton shouldn't be trusted around your teens. Some of the Epstein documents have been released and Stephen Hawking doesn't get a pass just because he can't move. Glory holes are starting to offer more options in Europe. Jason is upset for being called more racist than Chris by a black friend. All that and more. Tune in, pecker-necks!
Tuesday Dec 12, 2023
199 - Everybody’s Gumping Around w/ Nathan B
Tuesday Dec 12, 2023
Tuesday Dec 12, 2023
Hey there butthole boofers! Our pal, Nathan, joins the show today for a couple chuckles with the fellas. We discuss how much Nathan has changed for the worse since he got his hernia fixed. Chris does some soul searching that somehow just ends up with him looking at perverted terms on the internet. Patrick Mahomes is still just a spoiled child. Jason and Nathan try to convince Chris to cook his a cuck a spooge casserole. All that and we solve the all the world's biggest issues in the process. Tune in, peckerheads!