A podcast that delves into depravity with such an utter delight and curiosity. Take a weekly trip into the gutter with a couple of chuckleheads and you‘ll be rewarded with giggles.
Episodes
Friday Nov 18, 2022
Friday Nov 18, 2022
Join your local fart knockers for another life saving podcast about all the most important stuff. Chris doesn't like vibrating anal beads. Jason thinks Kari Lake is a window licker. We join in to hate on Taylor Swift and the concert industry in general. Do buttholes bounce back from use just as well as vaginas? Do you need a penis in your porn or will lesbian porn do it for you? Did you know that in certain communities that being a booster means different things? All that and the answers to all of life's most important questions can be heard this week on Shut Up Cincinnati. Tune in, pooper pokers!
Sunday Nov 13, 2022
Sunday Nov 13, 2022
Whoopi joins the guys this week for another super important discussion about nothing. Jason is disappointed that Aaron Carter didn't kill himself with some real drugs. Chris gives his review for a recently purchased rubber butthole / vagina / mouth sex toy. The guys wonder if they know a pedophile. Jason tries to convince Chris to start an Onlyfans page where he dresses his penis up like past presidents and recreates their assassinations. Whoopi dreams of living in a tropical paradise that overlooks some slums where children get ate by wild dogs. Tune in pencil peckers!
Wednesday Nov 02, 2022
Wednesday Nov 02, 2022
The guys are once again not joined by Wyclef this November but we did have a show regardless. Papa Pelosi got hit by a hammer. Pacman Jones has no business being the Ruler of the Jungle. The Bengals suck again. Senior pictures are a scam. This country is officially spinning around the drain and Jason is apathetic. Chris is excited to get his butthole waxed again this week. OJ is still innocent. What more can we say? Listen, nip wigglers.
Friday Oct 28, 2022
Friday Oct 28, 2022
Hey pecker heads! Sit down for a little chat between the fellas that will surely save the world. Joe Burrow has entered psycho win mode. Kanye hates the Jews. Mattress Mack is a dirty hedge better. Mr. Bert stops by for the first of many reviews. Lil Nick is coming off a hot week and gives his picks. The Aging Cocksmith stops by to tell the gentleman how to last longer in the sack. JD Vance still sucks. That Hairy Guy writes in to gloat and the guys remind him again that he's a dork. All that and much more. Tune in wiggle tits!
Thursday Oct 20, 2022
Thursday Oct 20, 2022
This week the guys are joined by Ryan Acres for another extremely important, society saving podcast. Ryan and Chris delve deep into the art of muff diving. Jason is appalled that anyone would put beans on their chili dogs. The guys spend 10 minutes gushing over Brad Pitt like a bunch of school girls. How much would you need to be paid to retrieve a wedding ring out of a strange man's butthole? Ryan plays judge and jury as Jason and Chris argue over a heated incident that happened down at Fort Fart. All that and some other stuff that I forgot about. Tune in, peckerheads.
Thursday Oct 06, 2022
Thursday Oct 06, 2022
The guys ride solo this week to tackle all of life's biggest obstacles. The Bengals are winning ugly but still winning. We play a game of "Jeffrey Dahmer or Matt Hudson" where we pick who we'd choose to do random things with. Jason hates a local bar for false advertising. The guys went out to Bill Burr at the local hockey arena and give their review. Jason has to decide between getting a used car or paying for his dog's allergy shots. How much would it cost to get the guys to work for Donald Trump's campaign? Tune in, fellow peckerheads.
Thursday Sep 29, 2022
Thursday Sep 29, 2022
The guys are joined this week by ESPN's not own Scott Van Knopf. Scott hosts a game of trivia between Chris and Jason where the loser has to dye his hair the color of the winner's choosing. We play a round of Does That Make Me Gay and What's Your Price. The guys talk Bengals and Lil Nick swings by for his big picks. All that and a bowl of noodle gravy. Join us, peckerheads.
Thursday Sep 22, 2022
Thursday Sep 22, 2022
Big Reggie joins us the guys this week for another life saving podcast. Reggie tells us about his recent stay in jail and his experience getting his butt licked. (Not the same night) Brett Farve is a horrible person, Chris hates immigrants, and Jason's son thinks he's fat and disgusting. We discuss fictitious celebrity fights and why the Bengals suck so far. Lil Nick stops by for his big picks and much more. Tune in.
Thursday Sep 15, 2022
Thursday Sep 15, 2022
Join the guys as they decide they made a horrible decision by changing the podcast name last year. Shut Up Cincinnati is back and we celebrate by doing the classics. 6 different segments including A$shole of the Week, Does That Make Me Gay, F*ck You, I Need a Hewo, Name Your Price, and Sexual Advice From an Aged Cocksmith. We open the show with Bengals talk and have a visit by Nick Marchette. Chris tells us what the butt-eater thinks of his brozillian. Are you ready to giggle? Well, tune in, peckerheads!
Monday Sep 05, 2022
Monday Sep 05, 2022
Join us this week for another intellectually challenging podcast with your local window lickers. Jason drinks dead flies. Chris went to Vegas and got his butthole waxed while his male friend waited in the lobby. Jason thinks women are wimpy about child birth. Chris would look really good with a Hitler mustache. Tune in and enjoy a chuckle or two, peckerheads.