Episodes

Thursday Dec 15, 2022
154 - Cucking Chyna in front of HHH
Thursday Dec 15, 2022
Thursday Dec 15, 2022
Hey frothy lips! Join the fellas for a lovely chat about everything and nothing all at once. Should Chris cuck a body building couple? Are all people from the South dumb? A local bum attacks a friend. Used car salesman preachers ruin everything. Chris has a long booger. The aging cocksmith drops knowledge on the how to put a lady in the mood with a good massage. All that and a bucket of yak. Tune in!

Saturday Dec 10, 2022
153 feat. The Heavy Weights, Part 2 - Let’s Talk Fat
Saturday Dec 10, 2022
Saturday Dec 10, 2022
Hey peckernecks! Hat Mudson and Nathan B. join the guys to collectively form the heavyweights and deliver a podcast that delves into all that is fat. We name our fattest orders, our favorite fast food items, what not to eat, and who can see their pecker when naked. Chris tries his best to make us talk about naked dudes with him but we steer back to fat topics as best as we could. Also, Nate hates the gays, Chris still isn't good with Mexicans despite his soccer jersey, Matt thinks he's a scientist, and Jason still talks like a big dummy. Join us, fart doodles!

Friday Dec 02, 2022
152 - Jerry Jones Killed MLK
Friday Dec 02, 2022
Friday Dec 02, 2022
It's been a wild week in the world of stupid and the guys are here to wrap it up and put a bow on it for the Christmas season. Jerry Jones hates segregation. Chris and Kayne both love Hitler. Squirters ruin furniture. Joe Biden craps on the unions. Chris's neighbor Holly doesn't clean up her dog's poop. Soccer still sucks. Jason wants a big hat like Brian Robinson Jr. We get an email from Daddy White and everyone's favorite racist inmate. That's just the tip of the load, ladies and gentleman. Join us for a jolly good time.

Thursday Nov 24, 2022
151 - Bruce Springsteen Can Gobble Deez Nuts
Thursday Nov 24, 2022
Thursday Nov 24, 2022
Happy Thanksgiving, pecker checkers! Feast upon this fabulous podcast while you argue with all your shitty relatives. Will you be having bass for Thanksgiving Dinner like a real native? Jason diagnoses Chris with autism....again. Elon Musk is a dork. Bruce Springsteen is no longer Bruce Springsteen. Chris giggles like a child at parody porn titles. Jason's kid thinks homeless people smell bad and Chris wants to know how much money it would take to lick their teeth. Why is the hairy guy watching men trying to fit in tight spaces? Tune in, pork knobs!

Friday Nov 18, 2022
150 - Ticketmaster Can Burn in a Kari Lake of Fire
Friday Nov 18, 2022
Friday Nov 18, 2022
Join your local fart knockers for another life saving podcast about all the most important stuff. Chris doesn't like vibrating anal beads. Jason thinks Kari Lake is a window licker. We join in to hate on Taylor Swift and the concert industry in general. Do buttholes bounce back from use just as well as vaginas? Do you need a penis in your porn or will lesbian porn do it for you? Did you know that in certain communities that being a booster means different things? All that and the answers to all of life's most important questions can be heard this week on Shut Up Cincinnati. Tune in, pooper pokers!

Sunday Nov 13, 2022
149 - F*#k Football, Huff Duster feat. Whoopi
Sunday Nov 13, 2022
Sunday Nov 13, 2022
Whoopi joins the guys this week for another super important discussion about nothing. Jason is disappointed that Aaron Carter didn't kill himself with some real drugs. Chris gives his review for a recently purchased rubber butthole / vagina / mouth sex toy. The guys wonder if they know a pedophile. Jason tries to convince Chris to start an Onlyfans page where he dresses his penis up like past presidents and recreates their assassinations. Whoopi dreams of living in a tropical paradise that overlooks some slums where children get ate by wild dogs. Tune in pencil peckers!

Wednesday Nov 02, 2022
148 - Pacman is a Pecker Head
Wednesday Nov 02, 2022
Wednesday Nov 02, 2022
The guys are once again not joined by Wyclef this November but we did have a show regardless. Papa Pelosi got hit by a hammer. Pacman Jones has no business being the Ruler of the Jungle. The Bengals suck again. Senior pictures are a scam. This country is officially spinning around the drain and Jason is apathetic. Chris is excited to get his butthole waxed again this week. OJ is still innocent. What more can we say? Listen, nip wigglers.

Friday Oct 28, 2022
147 - Kanye West, Mel Gibson, and Walt Disney Walk into a Bar
Friday Oct 28, 2022
Friday Oct 28, 2022
Hey pecker heads! Sit down for a little chat between the fellas that will surely save the world. Joe Burrow has entered psycho win mode. Kanye hates the Jews. Mattress Mack is a dirty hedge better. Mr. Bert stops by for the first of many reviews. Lil Nick is coming off a hot week and gives his picks. The Aging Cocksmith stops by to tell the gentleman how to last longer in the sack. JD Vance still sucks. That Hairy Guy writes in to gloat and the guys remind him again that he's a dork. All that and much more. Tune in wiggle tits!

Thursday Oct 20, 2022
146 - Unsolicited Sex Advice feat. Ryan Acres
Thursday Oct 20, 2022
Thursday Oct 20, 2022
This week the guys are joined by Ryan Acres for another extremely important, society saving podcast. Ryan and Chris delve deep into the art of muff diving. Jason is appalled that anyone would put beans on their chili dogs. The guys spend 10 minutes gushing over Brad Pitt like a bunch of school girls. How much would you need to be paid to retrieve a wedding ring out of a strange man's butthole? Ryan plays judge and jury as Jason and Chris argue over a heated incident that happened down at Fort Fart. All that and some other stuff that I forgot about. Tune in, peckerheads.

Thursday Oct 06, 2022
145: F-You Taylor Swift!
Thursday Oct 06, 2022
Thursday Oct 06, 2022
The guys ride solo this week to tackle all of life's biggest obstacles. The Bengals are winning ugly but still winning. We play a game of "Jeffrey Dahmer or Matt Hudson" where we pick who we'd choose to do random things with. Jason hates a local bar for false advertising. The guys went out to Bill Burr at the local hockey arena and give their review. Jason has to decide between getting a used car or paying for his dog's allergy shots. How much would it cost to get the guys to work for Donald Trump's campaign? Tune in, fellow peckerheads.