A podcast that delves into depravity with such an utter delight and curiosity. Take a weekly trip into the gutter with a couple of chuckleheads and you‘ll be rewarded with giggles.
Episodes
Monday Aug 08, 2022
Monday Aug 08, 2022
Hello pickle lips, join us this week for a tantalizing talk with Bob Rocky. We talk prison gangs, stand up comedy hell gigs, anal smuggling, and of course, crack cocaine. Jason finds out that he has been saying a word wrong his whole life and was too stupid to know it. Chris tries to pretend he wasn't an attempted rapist in the 80ties. Would you chew a dirty bandaid at a methadone clinic? Who's winning the 2022 Death Pool? Does being a professional dart player also make you want to make out with dudes? We have the answers to everything. Join us, nub chuggers.
Monday Aug 01, 2022
Monday Aug 01, 2022
Join Chris and Jason for another wonderful episode of Never Trust a Fart. Jason explores the idea that hookers can save the violent world. Is the drug trade the most honest business? Chris gets into Truth or Dare porn. Ohio's medical marijuana program is a joke. The guys debate incest rules and the difference between french fries. All that and a bag of fingernails. Tune in, pecker breath.
Monday Jul 25, 2022
Monday Jul 25, 2022
Join us this week for another world saving podcast about nothing. Chris finds an ad for a fellow who wants to straddle a tree naked and have a stranger take them from behind. Hairy guy asks us if we would rather poop our pants every time we sat down for life or jerk off a homeless gentleman and then hold his load for a half hour. The guys discuss fantasy football and standup comedy like a couple of dorks. That's not it as we discuss loads of other life saving subjects and probably talk about farts or something. Tune in, peckercheckers.
Thursday Jul 21, 2022
Thursday Jul 21, 2022
This is a 2 day blowout drunk episode. The first part is a sit down goofathon with Dead Sexy Matt Hudson. Jason tells us about his son pooping on the floor at a truck stop. Chris and Matt wallow in sorrow about a concert getting canceled and then lose all their money at the casino. Other stuff happens too but I don't remember because I was drunk. The second part is international superstar songwriters, Paducah Hookah, joining Jason in studio to perform their hit songs. Buckle up and enjoy.
Sunday Jul 10, 2022
Sunday Jul 10, 2022
Hey poop lickers! We have another podcast that is sure to set the world straight. We talk about aborting fetuses, police violence, and the Charles Bronson of elephants. Why are haircuts so expensive? Chris is another year older and is nearing super duper old but is extremely mad that there is no sex allowed on Naked and Afraid. Whoopi looks like a middle aged librarian. Jason celebrates #brimlife with a cigar. All that and much more. Tune in pecker checkers.
Monday Jun 27, 2022
Monday Jun 27, 2022
We have an instant classic for you this week as Ryan Acres joins us for another weird episode of Never Trust a Fart. Ryan and Chris exchange gifts before the show of anal bleach and penis rings. Jason is ruthlessly made fun of for his poor speech. Chris doesn't understand how running water works. The guys discuss how they urinate outside of their houses to keep the werewolves away. Jason discusses marching in the Cincinnati Pride parade. Ryan lets us know what pisses him off. What else do you need? Join us and find out.
Tuesday Jun 21, 2022
Tuesday Jun 21, 2022
Hey there turds and turdettes! Join your local peckerheads for another world changing conversation. The show starts off slow as a couple white guys talk out there ass about Juneteenth. We turn a corner and start talking about buttholes eventually though. We play a new game called, "That should be illegal," where we discuss plastic spoons, fat girls in yoga pants, push up bras, and oral sex with condoms on. People with subwoofers in their car in 2022 suck. Chris still hasn't waxed his starfish but Jason wants to set him up to get arrested after he's done to see if his butthole is populer in prison.
Tuesday Jun 14, 2022
Tuesday Jun 14, 2022
Join us this week for another marvelous moment in the history of humanity as a few local chuckleheads gather around for an important conversation that will change the world. Nathan joins the guys to make fun of Jason's inability to string words together coherently. Chris betrays his commitment to the gay community after just 1 week and loses his ally status. Nathan drinks because he's a lonely bastard. Chris may or may not have had many strange nights with Steve Kerr. Jason is a descendent of a hobo king so he can talk crap about the homeless. Chris poops his pants......again. All that and much more. Turn in for another wonderful episode of Never Trust a Fart
Sunday Jun 05, 2022
Sunday Jun 05, 2022
Join your local queef nuggets this week for another life saving podcast that will certainly change the world. Chris is discriminated against by the Red's baseball organization. The guys agree that they hate feeling like they have to tip for take out food. The Hairy Guy writes in to tell us that the sport of darts is going mainstream on Espn. The guys let him know that no one really gives a sh*t. Chris tells us how he lost his girlfriend in a 3way in 1986. Jason thinks Chris is a puss. Chris gets Pride month confused with Lent and gives up saying gay slurs for the month. Jason hates pot heads. All that and some stuff. Grab the corn-nuts and join us for lunch, pal!
Sunday May 29, 2022
Sunday May 29, 2022
Hey there booger-nips! Join us for another episode of the most important podcast in the world. The guys are joined this week by local giant, Reggie. We start the show talking way too much about sports and then later in the program we talk way too much about dongs. Reggie proves he's an awful person on this week's would you rather. Chris is still strangely obsessed and angry at Colin Kaepernick. Jason tells us about the time he got scabies from a guy with a dead penis. Are Texas cops as worthless as they seem? Why did Reggie's scout master lick his neck? Has Holly Holm ever used a strap on? All these questions are answered and much more on this week's episode of Never Trust a Fart. Subscribe, pork-nuts.