A podcast that delves into depravity with such an utter delight and curiosity. Take a weekly trip into the gutter with a couple of chuckleheads and you‘ll be rewarded with giggles.
Episodes
Monday Sep 05, 2022
Monday Sep 05, 2022
Join us this week for another intellectually challenging podcast with your local window lickers. Jason drinks dead flies. Chris went to Vegas and got his butthole waxed while his male friend waited in the lobby. Jason thinks women are wimpy about child birth. Chris would look really good with a Hitler mustache. Tune in and enjoy a chuckle or two, peckerheads.
Tuesday Aug 30, 2022
Tuesday Aug 30, 2022
This week features over a half ton of man meat as the guys welcome in Nathan Brierly and Matt Hudson. Collectively these 4 men are known as the Heavyweights in the craps pit. Chris is a self hating old person. Jason is taking a hard stand in favor of poor pronunciation. Everyone hates the mail these days. Jason's kid draws a picture of him being a big fatty boom boom. Chris reminds us how much he loves farts for the 1000th time. Jason thinks Matt is too smart to actually believe religion and Chris is offended that he isn't too smart to believe it. Join us, poopy pants McGee's, for another life changing podcast or die alone and hopeless. Your choice.
Monday Aug 22, 2022
Monday Aug 22, 2022
Join the guys for the answers to all of life's big questions. Can you trick a cat to get a lady off with a laser pointer? Why isn't there a vagina store called "Lips" in the mall? Did Chris get cucked in back in Arizona by Dave the Bull? Will Jessie Bates play for the Bengals this year? What would it feel like to have hot sauce shot down your pee hole? Can Chris stop saying homosexual slurs? Would you share a plate of nachos with a lady that has sex with dogs? All these questions are answered and much more. Tune in, spunk bubblers.
Monday Aug 15, 2022
Monday Aug 15, 2022
Hey turd petters, stop diddling your starfish and join us for another important episode of Never Trust a Fart. Chris denies that he has white trash tendencies. Jason tries not to lose his temper at the dermatologist office. Chris wants Lebron James to stop having opinions. Jason wants Brittney Griner released from jail as well as every other person jailed for marijuana in America. The guys discuss the idiot Proud Boy who tried to take the FBI down with a nail gun and decide that they need to make a troll account on Donald Trump's social media platform, Truth Social. Chris is still looking for volunteers to wax his butthole. What more can we say, listen to the damn show already!
Monday Aug 08, 2022
Monday Aug 08, 2022
Hello pickle lips, join us this week for a tantalizing talk with Bob Rocky. We talk prison gangs, stand up comedy hell gigs, anal smuggling, and of course, crack cocaine. Jason finds out that he has been saying a word wrong his whole life and was too stupid to know it. Chris tries to pretend he wasn't an attempted rapist in the 80ties. Would you chew a dirty bandaid at a methadone clinic? Who's winning the 2022 Death Pool? Does being a professional dart player also make you want to make out with dudes? We have the answers to everything. Join us, nub chuggers.
Monday Aug 01, 2022
Monday Aug 01, 2022
Join Chris and Jason for another wonderful episode of Never Trust a Fart. Jason explores the idea that hookers can save the violent world. Is the drug trade the most honest business? Chris gets into Truth or Dare porn. Ohio's medical marijuana program is a joke. The guys debate incest rules and the difference between french fries. All that and a bag of fingernails. Tune in, pecker breath.
Monday Jul 25, 2022
Monday Jul 25, 2022
Join us this week for another world saving podcast about nothing. Chris finds an ad for a fellow who wants to straddle a tree naked and have a stranger take them from behind. Hairy guy asks us if we would rather poop our pants every time we sat down for life or jerk off a homeless gentleman and then hold his load for a half hour. The guys discuss fantasy football and standup comedy like a couple of dorks. That's not it as we discuss loads of other life saving subjects and probably talk about farts or something. Tune in, peckercheckers.
Thursday Jul 21, 2022
Thursday Jul 21, 2022
This is a 2 day blowout drunk episode. The first part is a sit down goofathon with Dead Sexy Matt Hudson. Jason tells us about his son pooping on the floor at a truck stop. Chris and Matt wallow in sorrow about a concert getting canceled and then lose all their money at the casino. Other stuff happens too but I don't remember because I was drunk. The second part is international superstar songwriters, Paducah Hookah, joining Jason in studio to perform their hit songs. Buckle up and enjoy.
Sunday Jul 10, 2022
Sunday Jul 10, 2022
Hey poop lickers! We have another podcast that is sure to set the world straight. We talk about aborting fetuses, police violence, and the Charles Bronson of elephants. Why are haircuts so expensive? Chris is another year older and is nearing super duper old but is extremely mad that there is no sex allowed on Naked and Afraid. Whoopi looks like a middle aged librarian. Jason celebrates #brimlife with a cigar. All that and much more. Tune in pecker checkers.
Monday Jun 27, 2022
Monday Jun 27, 2022
We have an instant classic for you this week as Ryan Acres joins us for another weird episode of Never Trust a Fart. Ryan and Chris exchange gifts before the show of anal bleach and penis rings. Jason is ruthlessly made fun of for his poor speech. Chris doesn't understand how running water works. The guys discuss how they urinate outside of their houses to keep the werewolves away. Jason discusses marching in the Cincinnati Pride parade. Ryan lets us know what pisses him off. What else do you need? Join us and find out.