A podcast that delves into depravity with such an utter delight and curiosity. Take a weekly trip into the gutter with a couple of chuckleheads and you‘ll be rewarded with giggles.
Episodes
Tuesday Jun 21, 2022
Tuesday Jun 21, 2022
Hey there turds and turdettes! Join your local peckerheads for another world changing conversation. The show starts off slow as a couple white guys talk out there ass about Juneteenth. We turn a corner and start talking about buttholes eventually though. We play a new game called, "That should be illegal," where we discuss plastic spoons, fat girls in yoga pants, push up bras, and oral sex with condoms on. People with subwoofers in their car in 2022 suck. Chris still hasn't waxed his starfish but Jason wants to set him up to get arrested after he's done to see if his butthole is populer in prison.
Tuesday Jun 14, 2022
Tuesday Jun 14, 2022
Join us this week for another marvelous moment in the history of humanity as a few local chuckleheads gather around for an important conversation that will change the world. Nathan joins the guys to make fun of Jason's inability to string words together coherently. Chris betrays his commitment to the gay community after just 1 week and loses his ally status. Nathan drinks because he's a lonely bastard. Chris may or may not have had many strange nights with Steve Kerr. Jason is a descendent of a hobo king so he can talk crap about the homeless. Chris poops his pants......again. All that and much more. Turn in for another wonderful episode of Never Trust a Fart
Sunday Jun 05, 2022
Sunday Jun 05, 2022
Join your local queef nuggets this week for another life saving podcast that will certainly change the world. Chris is discriminated against by the Red's baseball organization. The guys agree that they hate feeling like they have to tip for take out food. The Hairy Guy writes in to tell us that the sport of darts is going mainstream on Espn. The guys let him know that no one really gives a sh*t. Chris tells us how he lost his girlfriend in a 3way in 1986. Jason thinks Chris is a puss. Chris gets Pride month confused with Lent and gives up saying gay slurs for the month. Jason hates pot heads. All that and some stuff. Grab the corn-nuts and join us for lunch, pal!
Sunday May 29, 2022
Sunday May 29, 2022
Hey there booger-nips! Join us for another episode of the most important podcast in the world. The guys are joined this week by local giant, Reggie. We start the show talking way too much about sports and then later in the program we talk way too much about dongs. Reggie proves he's an awful person on this week's would you rather. Chris is still strangely obsessed and angry at Colin Kaepernick. Jason tells us about the time he got scabies from a guy with a dead penis. Are Texas cops as worthless as they seem? Why did Reggie's scout master lick his neck? Has Holly Holm ever used a strap on? All these questions are answered and much more on this week's episode of Never Trust a Fart. Subscribe, pork-nuts.
Sunday May 22, 2022
Sunday May 22, 2022
Come one, come all...Lie beneath the swollen thunder-pumps with us as we summon the mystical dragon that will heal all the suffering and bring us to the light. You know, the same world saving sh!t we do every week. SirJerry joins the local turds for a very positive episode this week. We talk about the good things people don't see in Hitler and Casey Anthony. We learn that black penises have wings that expand once inside the orifice. You want to learn more? Well tune in, checkertits. It's free and it only hurts for a bit.
Sunday May 08, 2022
Sunday May 08, 2022
Join the guys for another week of the world's most important podcast. All life's big questions are answered and we continue to make the world a better place. Chris scheduled a manzillion. The Supreme court sucks. The guys complain about the younger generations like a couple of bitter old men. JD Vance can eat a turd. The Reds still suck. Chris officially lost his cuck and hotwife. All that and so much more. Tune it, buttertits.
Sunday May 01, 2022
Sunday May 01, 2022
Hey there fart-pops, join us for another episode of the most important podcast in the history of human kind. Matt Hudson joins us to discuss the NFL draft, fart helmets, and butt piercings. Chris decides if he wants to go down a weird fetish hole with his cuck friends. Jason really hates boogers. Do orgies have a lot of rules? Will you eat a meal with a hair in it? How many people would you let go before you in a gang bang? All these important topics are discussed as well as other life saving advice. Tune in or we find Buff Bagwell and make him bang your mom in front of you.
Sunday Apr 24, 2022
Sunday Apr 24, 2022
The guys are back from their bi-annual "work retreat" with stories of puking, aggressive roosters, and general trash talk. The Cincinnati Reds still suck. Four dudes banged a monitor lizard and then ate his body full of man juice. The Cops suck for ruining our buddy's good time with some local hookers. Why would you annoy Mike Tyson? Everyone hates non-handicapped people parking in the handicapped spots. I'd tell you more but I don't want to ruin all the fun. Join in and be a better person for once in your life
Sunday Apr 17, 2022
Sunday Apr 17, 2022
Join your local peckerwoods for another world saving podcast. Chris hates fat woman. Jason thinks John Bonham is overrated. We all agree that Phil Castellini can go jump off a cliff. We explain why you shouldn't buy a Quentin Tarantino book unless you love being disappointed. Jason can't control his son's cursing. A slow Indian fella ruins Chris's vacation. For the first time in awhile, we are a hemorrhoid free podcast. All that and the other most important stuff in the world on this week's episode of Never Trust a Fart.
Sunday Apr 10, 2022
Sunday Apr 10, 2022
Whoopie joins the guys for another world saving podcast. We discuss what's the most white trash thing about us. Jason thinks the bed bugs exterminators may have filmed a porn in his house. Chris doesn't care who shot a giraffe because he's still going to eat a Jimmy John's sub. JD Vance and anyone that would vote for him can go jump off a cliff. Nathan at Anderson Kroger is the worst produce employee in the world. Go do more cocaine than Donnie Trump Jr. and join us for another week of the world's most important podcast.