A podcast that delves into depravity with such an utter delight and curiosity. Take a weekly trip into the gutter with a couple of chuckleheads and you‘ll be rewarded with giggles.
Episodes
Sunday Apr 24, 2022
Sunday Apr 24, 2022
The guys are back from their bi-annual "work retreat" with stories of puking, aggressive roosters, and general trash talk. The Cincinnati Reds still suck. Four dudes banged a monitor lizard and then ate his body full of man juice. The Cops suck for ruining our buddy's good time with some local hookers. Why would you annoy Mike Tyson? Everyone hates non-handicapped people parking in the handicapped spots. I'd tell you more but I don't want to ruin all the fun. Join in and be a better person for once in your life
Sunday Apr 17, 2022
Sunday Apr 17, 2022
Join your local peckerwoods for another world saving podcast. Chris hates fat woman. Jason thinks John Bonham is overrated. We all agree that Phil Castellini can go jump off a cliff. We explain why you shouldn't buy a Quentin Tarantino book unless you love being disappointed. Jason can't control his son's cursing. A slow Indian fella ruins Chris's vacation. For the first time in awhile, we are a hemorrhoid free podcast. All that and the other most important stuff in the world on this week's episode of Never Trust a Fart.
Sunday Apr 10, 2022
Sunday Apr 10, 2022
Whoopie joins the guys for another world saving podcast. We discuss what's the most white trash thing about us. Jason thinks the bed bugs exterminators may have filmed a porn in his house. Chris doesn't care who shot a giraffe because he's still going to eat a Jimmy John's sub. JD Vance and anyone that would vote for him can go jump off a cliff. Nathan at Anderson Kroger is the worst produce employee in the world. Go do more cocaine than Donnie Trump Jr. and join us for another week of the world's most important podcast.
Sunday Apr 03, 2022
Sunday Apr 03, 2022
Weirdo cousins, Ryan and Brandon, join the guys in the studio for another extremely important episode of Never Trust a Fart. Does Chris know what an island is? Was Jeffery Dahmer actually pretty awesome and we're just being judgmental? Ryan tells us about the time he had percocet induced constipation that was so bad it made him feel hurt and alone. Why is sniffing panties ok but sniffing socks is just strange? All these life affirming questions are answered plus much more. So don't spend your night sucking on a toothpick, download this episode and help the starving children of the world.
Sunday Mar 27, 2022
Sunday Mar 27, 2022
Welcome one and all to another classic conversation by your local chuckleheads. Chris has a hemorrhoid but wonders if his buddy would still lick his butt. Jason wonders how he got bed bugs since he isn't poor. Cincinnati weather is awful. Is Dave Grohl bad luck? Will Chris get his money back from Greyhound bus ticket? Does Jason smell like butthole from time to time? Strap up, dress down, and touch your toes then tune in to another episode of the world's most important podcast.
Sunday Mar 20, 2022
Sunday Mar 20, 2022
Another week, another podcast by your local knuckleheads. This week we discuss why Bob Castellini sucks, if Deshaun Watson will even play, and why you should never shave your beard unless you want to look like a kiddie diddler like the Hairy Guy. Buckle up, shave your armpits, and tighten up your lug nuts.
Sunday Mar 13, 2022
Sunday Mar 13, 2022
Join your local chuckleheads for another fun chat that will save the world if you listen well and take notes. Chris has facebook live sex. Jason feeds his houseplants with his seed. Why the hell would anyone want Carson Wentz? Is wombat poop really cube shaped? Why having cancer would suck but having aids is funny. All that and other answers to feed your curious soul. Take your shirt off and stay awhile for another episode of the most important podcast in the universe. Toodles....
Sunday Mar 06, 2022
Sunday Mar 06, 2022
We got ourselves a chuckle-fest this week, folks. Whoopi joins the show to tell us about shit that normal people don't care about. Comedian, Bob Rocky, calls in to the show to tell us about watching a dog go down on a lady friend of his. Jason tells us how he wants to kill someone......legally. Chris starts a cleanse and may or may not poop himself on air. Whoopi and Jason finish the show after Chris does poop himself. Come join us for all that and much more nonsense in another society saving episode of Never Trust a Fart. The most important podcast in the galaxy.
Saturday Feb 26, 2022
Saturday Feb 26, 2022
After getting ditched once again by a flakey guest, the guys are left to conquer the world's problems on their own again. Chris is looking forward to analingus that evening but is still concerned about the war in Eastern Europe. Jason is astounded when Chris admits crapping his pants at least 13 times as an adult. Jason thinks Greg Abbott is the asshole of the week while Chris chose a local woman he saw at a local grocery store flick her child in the forehead. Would mustard stain a butthole? How much poop can you have in your stomach before your leg stops working? We answer those questions and so much more. Turn it turtletwats!
Sunday Feb 20, 2022
Sunday Feb 20, 2022
The guys are riding solo once again after another guest ditches them. Chris wants to start taking Yoga to try and find an elderly lady to bang. Jason is glad baseball is locked out. When is it ok to narc on someone? Does anyone have any absinthe? Was Leatherface "special"? Sit down and get all the answers served to you on a plate with a side of meth-farts.