A podcast that delves into depravity with such an utter delight and curiosity. Take a weekly trip into the gutter with a couple of chuckleheads and you‘ll be rewarded with giggles.
Episodes
Sunday Mar 06, 2022
Sunday Mar 06, 2022
We got ourselves a chuckle-fest this week, folks. Whoopi joins the show to tell us about shit that normal people don't care about. Comedian, Bob Rocky, calls in to the show to tell us about watching a dog go down on a lady friend of his. Jason tells us how he wants to kill someone......legally. Chris starts a cleanse and may or may not poop himself on air. Whoopi and Jason finish the show after Chris does poop himself. Come join us for all that and much more nonsense in another society saving episode of Never Trust a Fart. The most important podcast in the galaxy.
Saturday Feb 26, 2022
Saturday Feb 26, 2022
After getting ditched once again by a flakey guest, the guys are left to conquer the world's problems on their own again. Chris is looking forward to analingus that evening but is still concerned about the war in Eastern Europe. Jason is astounded when Chris admits crapping his pants at least 13 times as an adult. Jason thinks Greg Abbott is the asshole of the week while Chris chose a local woman he saw at a local grocery store flick her child in the forehead. Would mustard stain a butthole? How much poop can you have in your stomach before your leg stops working? We answer those questions and so much more. Turn it turtletwats!
Sunday Feb 20, 2022
Sunday Feb 20, 2022
The guys are riding solo once again after another guest ditches them. Chris wants to start taking Yoga to try and find an elderly lady to bang. Jason is glad baseball is locked out. When is it ok to narc on someone? Does anyone have any absinthe? Was Leatherface "special"? Sit down and get all the answers served to you on a plate with a side of meth-farts.
Tuesday Feb 15, 2022
Tuesday Feb 15, 2022
Wallow in depression with the guys as they react to Cincinnati's Super Bowl loss. Also, Chris turns down a new cuck couple, Jason's halftime show gets ruined by a drunk old man, and the guys debate if Indian food looks like poop. Obviously, all of the important topics are covered and everyone will be happy with everything we ramble on about. Sit down, butter-nips, and enjoy the show.
Monday Feb 07, 2022
Sunday Jan 30, 2022
Sunday Jan 30, 2022
The fellas are joined by Whoopi for a few giggles and a queef. Joe Biden wants war with Russia. Whoopi loves the homeless. We predict the Bengals make the Super Bowl but Jason hates that other people act like they are enjoying this Bengals run as much as he is. Can Japanese people give blumpkins if they sit on the toilet backwards? Brittany Matthews sucks. We hate insurance companies and their employees, including Whoopi. The Governor of West Virginia loves showing off his dogs butthole. Does Michael Phelps have a piece on him? All that and so much more. Turn in, tune in, and drop out.
Sunday Jan 23, 2022
Sunday Jan 23, 2022
Join us this week as we present our 2022 Celebrity Death Pool. Find out who got picked to not make it to 2023. Also, we find out Chris may or may not be Autistic. Our friends are A-holes for picking against the Bengals. How would you sit on a toilet if you pooped out your pecker? Tune in this week to get an edge on life and giggle a couple of times.
Monday Jan 17, 2022
Monday Jan 17, 2022
All is right in the world as Chris is back from the dead and back on the show. Join your favorite dingleberries for another exciting episode of Never Trust a Fart.
Monday Jan 10, 2022
Monday Jan 10, 2022
Join Never Trust a Fart for the podcast's first solo episode with just Jason. Chris got ate by a puma. Listeners and friends call to pay tribute to Chris. Jason makes plans to move on but is side tracked by his hate for Dan Snyder. Did Chris really masturbate into a coffee can full of bees while watching Full House? El Guerrero Gordo stops by for 10 questions. Listen now and don't forget to get your entries sent to us for the 2022 Celebrity Death Pool!
Monday Jan 03, 2022
Monday Jan 03, 2022
Join your local chuckleheads for a talk about nothing and everything all at once. The guys pretend to know everything about covid. Romania and Belgium is listening to the podcast so we attempt to hit them where it hurts. Jason thinks Bill Clinton and Prince Andrew humped kids with Epstein. Chris finds some blumpin ads and they discuss what exactly "pig play" is. Chris is willing to snowball for the right girl. All that and a queef to grow on. Join us, peckerheads.