A podcast that delves into depravity with such an utter delight and curiosity. Take a weekly trip into the gutter with a couple of chuckleheads and you‘ll be rewarded with giggles.
Episodes
Tuesday Feb 15, 2022
Tuesday Feb 15, 2022
Wallow in depression with the guys as they react to Cincinnati's Super Bowl loss. Also, Chris turns down a new cuck couple, Jason's halftime show gets ruined by a drunk old man, and the guys debate if Indian food looks like poop. Obviously, all of the important topics are covered and everyone will be happy with everything we ramble on about. Sit down, butter-nips, and enjoy the show.
Monday Feb 07, 2022
Sunday Jan 30, 2022
Sunday Jan 30, 2022
The fellas are joined by Whoopi for a few giggles and a queef. Joe Biden wants war with Russia. Whoopi loves the homeless. We predict the Bengals make the Super Bowl but Jason hates that other people act like they are enjoying this Bengals run as much as he is. Can Japanese people give blumpkins if they sit on the toilet backwards? Brittany Matthews sucks. We hate insurance companies and their employees, including Whoopi. The Governor of West Virginia loves showing off his dogs butthole. Does Michael Phelps have a piece on him? All that and so much more. Turn in, tune in, and drop out.
Sunday Jan 23, 2022
Sunday Jan 23, 2022
Join us this week as we present our 2022 Celebrity Death Pool. Find out who got picked to not make it to 2023. Also, we find out Chris may or may not be Autistic. Our friends are A-holes for picking against the Bengals. How would you sit on a toilet if you pooped out your pecker? Tune in this week to get an edge on life and giggle a couple of times.
Monday Jan 17, 2022
Monday Jan 17, 2022
All is right in the world as Chris is back from the dead and back on the show. Join your favorite dingleberries for another exciting episode of Never Trust a Fart.
Monday Jan 10, 2022
Monday Jan 10, 2022
Join Never Trust a Fart for the podcast's first solo episode with just Jason. Chris got ate by a puma. Listeners and friends call to pay tribute to Chris. Jason makes plans to move on but is side tracked by his hate for Dan Snyder. Did Chris really masturbate into a coffee can full of bees while watching Full House? El Guerrero Gordo stops by for 10 questions. Listen now and don't forget to get your entries sent to us for the 2022 Celebrity Death Pool!
Monday Jan 03, 2022
Monday Jan 03, 2022
Join your local chuckleheads for a talk about nothing and everything all at once. The guys pretend to know everything about covid. Romania and Belgium is listening to the podcast so we attempt to hit them where it hurts. Jason thinks Bill Clinton and Prince Andrew humped kids with Epstein. Chris finds some blumpin ads and they discuss what exactly "pig play" is. Chris is willing to snowball for the right girl. All that and a queef to grow on. Join us, peckerheads.
Tuesday Dec 28, 2021
Tuesday Dec 28, 2021
Jason and Chris fly solo this week and take on a vicious attack by a new emailer named after a famous fake nazi. Is a buffet line the most exotic place Jason has ever visited? Is Chris too sloppy to have a cuck relationship? Should fat people be allowed to eat on the air? We skirt around the answers and fire back at our obviously racist critic. Does Joey Burrow officially owns the Ravens. Maybe the Jan. 6 invaders were making a sound decision for their futures? All those questions are answered and much more. Tune in fellow peckerheads.
Monday Dec 20, 2021
Monday Dec 20, 2021
Just a bunch of burly bears talking crap on a Saturday. Jason and Chris are joined by their small handed friend, Nathan, for another riveting episode of Never Trust a Fart. Jason gets temporally banned from facebook for posting butthole pictures. Chris debates if he can be the bull if the cuck isn't in the room. Nathan tells us how he didn't wipe his butt in Thailand. The guys talk about how many sharts they had this year. We try to guess buttholes from different nationalities. All that and a bowl of peanut butter brisket cereal. Join us turd-butts.
Monday Dec 06, 2021
Monday Dec 06, 2021
Join your friendly gutter dwellers for another super important episode of Never Trust a Fart. Chris and Jason are joined by the blumpkin champ, Whoopi. We play a round of "Top or Bottom." Whoopi is addicted to internet auctions. Chris tells us about the time his friend was having sex with a hooker who stopped mid-way to poop in a metal tray and then continue. A guy put a live bomb in his butt. School shooters are bad. We discuss generic grocery store brands and double headed dildos. All that and a pinch to grow on. Get your father's favorite wrench out of your bootyhole and join us for a brilliant discussion.