Episodes

Monday Oct 04, 2021
Shut Up Cincinnati - Ep.96 w/ Miggy$Rich
Monday Oct 04, 2021
Monday Oct 04, 2021
The guys are joined by future young outlaw country superstar, Miggy$Rich.

Sunday Sep 26, 2021

Sunday Sep 19, 2021
Shut Up Cincinnati - Ep. 94
Sunday Sep 19, 2021
Sunday Sep 19, 2021
Another week and another attempt to save humanity with giggles and dick jokes. Join your local chuckleheads for a savory conversation. The guys tackle tough subjects like the idea that hookers can develop a magical vagina with the right work ethic. Jason doesn't like foreign porn because they moan dumb. The guys hate on the fantasy football players that offer horrible trades like everyone's favorite leprechaun, Nick Marchete. Bet the Bengals this week if you want to win money. You're not allowed to claim more than 1 nationality. We have a couple a$sholes of the week, play a round of Would you Rather, and send out a few F*ck U's to end the day. Put down the crack pipe and let us whisper in your ear.

Sunday Sep 12, 2021
Shut Up Cincinnati - Ep. 93 w/ Whoopi
Sunday Sep 12, 2021
Sunday Sep 12, 2021
Come join the fellas at Shut Up Cincinnati to tackle all the world's problems. Whoopi hangs out in studio and the guys let her know that she will never be married and probably die alone because she recently had her gall bladder removed. Everyone knows that men don't want a woman without a gall bladder. Chris hates Italians, Jason insults short people, and Whoopi still doesn't have a gall bladder. Antifa is burning toilet paper. Mailmen are lazy turds. Monoclonal antibodies are not to be trusted by anti-vaxxers. We guess how much Whoopi has lost in boob weight. Meg Ryan makes a comeback. All that and other stuff. Piss in a ice tray and freeze it for later and then come listen to this nonsense.

Sunday Sep 05, 2021

Sunday Aug 29, 2021

Sunday Aug 22, 2021
Shut Up Cincinnati - Ep. 90 w/Nathan
Sunday Aug 22, 2021
Sunday Aug 22, 2021
Join a cast of chubby Turd Fergusons for a trip into debauchery. Jason thinks Chris is homophobic but Nathan disagrees and says that he's not homophobic but probably racist. Chris finally admits that he's old in defense of his outdated vernacular. Nathan and Chris think Jason is a dork for not liking bars. Jason spits coffee all over the place after Chris casually drops a racist phrase unbeknownst to himself. Votto still bangs and the guys discuss not getting too excited about the Bengals. The guys talk about Ryan's visit to the studio last week. Chris watches a guy smell and finger a hotdog at the gas station before putting it back on the roller. Some lady sells her farts for 175 dollars each. All that and much more. Meet me behind the UDF in Norwood after the show and we can steal some ice cream.

Sunday Aug 15, 2021
Shut Up Cincinnati - Ep. 89 w/ Ryan Acres
Sunday Aug 15, 2021
Sunday Aug 15, 2021
Join your local thunder-farts for another week of solving world issues. Ryan joins the guys and debauchery is had. Ryan gives Chris advice on how to use penis pumps. Chris wonders if a lady asked him to role play that she is a school girl and he get's into it does that make him a pedophile. Ryan tells us of gay porn positions that he's invented in his head. Jason doesn't care about the Field of Dreams game. Chris thinks you're a pecker-head if you haven't been vaccinated. Ryan tells Chris that his jokes suck. All that and unfortunately much more. This one isn't for the politically correct crowd so tuck your conscious away for a little bit and have a giggle with a trio of muttonheads. It's all in good fun, snickertits.

Sunday Aug 08, 2021
Shut Up Cincinnati - Ep. 88
Sunday Aug 08, 2021
Sunday Aug 08, 2021
Join your local chuckleheads for another week of debauchery. Jason doesn't like lazy eye porn while Chris is pretending that the college girls in his videos are 28 year old freshmen. Jason visits a wildlife preserve in Florida and is disappointed that there were no one armed meth heads feeding the lions. Joe Burrow looks like garbage in training camp and the guys are sounding the alarms. Chris is looking forward to showing Ryan his butthole next week. Jason knew a guy that shot heroin in his donger. All that and a pinch to grow on, tune it and zone out with us.

Wednesday Aug 04, 2021
Shut Up Cincinnati - Episode 87
Wednesday Aug 04, 2021
Wednesday Aug 04, 2021
Join an obese existentialist and a gray haired lecher to tackle all the world's problems. Chris may have lost his bull status because the cuck is mad at him. The guys discuss what Michael Phelp's butthole looks like. Keep your mask because Covid is apparently back. Chris thinks looking at voyeur porn isn't creepy and Jason thinks that he supports criminal sex acts. Joey Votto still bangs. New York has a creeper governor. The guys agree that you should never eat out a hooker. All that and a tiny bit more. Shave your grandma's initials in your pubes to let her know you've been thinking about her and then join us for another week of the most important stuff ever.