A podcast that delves into depravity with such an utter delight and curiosity. Take a weekly trip into the gutter with a couple of chuckleheads and you‘ll be rewarded with giggles.
Episodes
Sunday Jul 25, 2021
Sunday Jul 25, 2021
Join a plump peckerhead and a fossilized philanderer to delve into all the important things in the world. Chris thinks Jason is too picky when calling a "craps game" while Jason wonders why Chris is into Grandmas. Should men proudly get liposuction and expect the rest of us to not give them a hard time for it? Both guys take a hard stance against straight men piercing their nipples. Chris is going to have a lady friend bleach his butthole. Jason hates people that care what Cleveland calls their crappy baseball team. Both men agree that Jeff Bezos is an a$$hole. All that and a bag of chips. Stop frolicking in your garden and join us for another week of solving world issues and laughing at farts.
Sunday Jul 18, 2021
Sunday Jul 18, 2021
Join a doughy derelict and an antique Casanova to discuss all the hot issues going on in the world. We lost a legend in Biz Markie but Jason padded his lead with another 43 points in the Shut Up Cincinnati 2021 Death Pool. Chris gets angry at Jason for laughing at people making of fun of him in a group chat. Are drug dealers trying to kill off their clientele or they just too dumb to put the proper amount of fentanyl in their junk? Chris thinks Jason is bi-curious because he takes long poops. Chris tells us his new favorite porn category is "blindfolder switch-a-roo" videos and Jason wonders if that is just rape porn. All that and much more. Do 14 push ups wearing your favorite ear muffs and then take them off shortly after so you can listen to the new red hot episode of Shut Up Cincinnati. Enjoy, Buttercups.
Sunday Jul 11, 2021
Sunday Jul 11, 2021
Join someones's elderly uncle and a chunky Camry owner for another week of mindless gobbledygook. Conor Mcgregor's tibia betrayed him and thinks Dustin Poirier's wife is a ho but still got his ass kicked in the actual fight. The Phoenix Sun's have had the luckiest run to an NBA championship ever but Chris is still allowed to fanboy out since it's his hometown team. We discuss using poopsenders.com to deliver someone some gorilla poop. Only a$$holes use their own tire pressure gages at the gas station. Jason wonders if transgender women have to see a gynecologist after surgery. All that and some other crap. Take out your tampon and hang it on the ceiling fan, things are getting weird and I'm inviting you to jump in the fun house. Listen while you vacuum or while giving your local Walmart greeter an over the pants handie, we don't judge here.
Monday Jul 05, 2021
Monday Jul 05, 2021
Join a couple of knuckle heads and a Whoopi to discuss the world's most important topics. Bill Cosby is on the loose and possibly filming an episode of Naked and Afraid? Sha'Carri Richardson loves the weed but Jason hates her nails. No one is surprised that Trevor Bauer is into rough sex. Whoopi has questions about our urine streams. We decide if blowing another guy is gay if it is done in a heroic matter. All that and some other crap. Listen or suck.
Monday Jun 28, 2021
Monday Jun 28, 2021
The guys are joined by Brown county's own, Miss Sam. Chris gets the crap shocked out of him while trying to simulate labor pain with a tens unit. We talk about men who become gynecologists and how women prepare for their appointment. Chris hates weekend warriors that drive motorcycles dressed as if they were in a biker gang. Jason hates people who wear cowboy hats to country concerts. El Guerrero Gordo stops by to update us on his journey to kill Chris. Buckle your shoes and pull up the tube socks, it's time for another week of world saving conversations. Tune in or let your family down.
Thursday Jun 24, 2021
Thursday Jun 24, 2021
Join your local tubby pecker-head and aging butt eater to another conversation about nothing. Man kills his own kid after the son found pictures of the oldman dressed in panties and eating poop out of a diaper but which part makes him the weirdest? Chris tells us about old porn where a lady uses an eel as a double sided donger to bang herself and then cooks the eel and poops on it. I swear this isn't a theme. The guys make an attempt to discuss the trans weightlifter controversary without sounding like a couple of idiots. Jason takes over the Would You Rather segment with a mouth full of dirty fingernails and a porcupine vagina being offered up. All that and much more. Grab a snack, fatty, and join us.
Monday Jun 14, 2021
Monday Jun 14, 2021
Join the local pudgy putz and ancient analigist to discuss all types of ill sh!t. Chris doesn't feel like humping recently. Jason hates Burger King. Ex-coworker and local moron gets national exposure for being a loser fighting over a foul ball. Nate Diaz wins any fight to the death. Jason backs her girl, Ilhan, but then the guys probably sound like idiots talking about Muslims. Chris bought a penis pump but is scared to use it. Can you flick the bean of a cicada? All that and much more. Stop snorting arsenic and join us for another week of world saving conversation.
Tuesday Jun 08, 2021
Tuesday Jun 08, 2021
Join a fat doofus and an old pervert for a chat about nothing. Join the guys to learn how to ask for a lady to feltch them in Poland and how to politely ask to eat butt in the Ukraine. Logan Paul can take a punch and Floyd Mayweather can make a paycheck. Jason likes cicadas but looks like a lunatic puss when cicadas land on him while mowing the grass because he thinks they're bees. Chris would let a homeless person glue their pubes to his face if it meant that he could bang a "10". Jason hates the homeless but wouldn't shoot them with a bb gun. Chris gets called old at work by a young attractive lady and it crushes his soul. All that and much more this week on Shut Up Cincinnati! Pull the buttplug out of your ass, sit back, and enjoy another week of mindless drivel. Enjoy, peckerheads.
Wednesday Jun 02, 2021
Wednesday Jun 02, 2021
Join your friendly dolts in another important conversation. Chris is stalking hot dudes at the grocery store. Jason hates Poland. Chris can't get off work for an orgy. The Undertaker swings by to drop a promo on El Gordo Guerrero. All that and much more. Pick up all your stiff socks before the dog eats your old load and join us for another week of whatever.
Sunday May 23, 2021
Sunday May 23, 2021
Join your local window lickers to chat about stuff no one cares about. Chris is a master farter but still has El Gordo Guerrero hot on his trail. Marchette stops by to harass the listeners. Our friend, Sam, stops by to give a woman's perspective on our bullshit. Much more happens but I'm tired so I'm not writing anymore. Eat a turd but afterwards, listen.