A podcast that delves into depravity with such an utter delight and curiosity. Take a weekly trip into the gutter with a couple of chuckleheads and you‘ll be rewarded with giggles.
Episodes
Monday Feb 22, 2021
Monday Feb 22, 2021
Join the guys to talk about all the hot topics of the last couple of week. Ronnie Carter calls in to discuss reparations and Jason can't wait for his hand out. Chris is the proud owner of a cock ring. Ted Cruz and some old woman at a west side Speedway are the assholes of the week. Does masturbation hand preference determine the curve of your dong? Marchete stops by to talk about the recent death pool results and puts odds on the upcoming putt putt death match between Getpussy69 and the Hairy Guy. Is there a Guinness Book World Record for how many q-tips have been stuck in a booty-hole? Should there be? Should it be Chris? All that and much more this week on Cincinnati's most decadent podcast, Shut Up Cincinnati!
Wednesday Feb 10, 2021
Wednesday Feb 10, 2021
Join the guys to discuss all the important issues of the week. Chris knows a guy who puts a barbell in his pee hole as birth control. Jason tries to sell his brand new puppy for a quick 150 dollar profit. Chris is called out by a balding Bulgarian at a local super spreader Super Bowl party for having the worst feet ever. You're an idiot if you think Tom Brady isn't the greatest ever. Ugly brides do exist and Joe Biden better give me my money. All that and much more. Give your hamster a break for the night and join us for a giggle or two.
Monday Feb 01, 2021
Monday Feb 01, 2021
Miggy and Matt join the guys for round 2 of the hot wing challenge. This time around Miggy made all of the sauces and our buttholes are going to be singing some hot blues in the morning. Chris gets sauce in his eye and looks like a goof freaking out about it. Jason wonders if its creepy to check out nude actresses pretending to be dead in movies. Chris reads classified posts from his kinky sex forum All that and much more. Tell your uncle to stop whispering in your ear and join us.
Tuesday Jan 26, 2021
Tuesday Jan 26, 2021
Join the fellas to talk about penis curves, football, and where to discard of your used rubbers.
Monday Jan 18, 2021
Monday Jan 18, 2021
Lucas joins the guys in studio to tattoo a penis on the leg of Old Man Chris.
Monday Jan 11, 2021
Monday Jan 11, 2021
Join Chris and Jason as they unveil their 2021 Death Pool entries and contestants. Chris banged a gymnast in college but she didn't do the splits on his donger. Jason thinks Josh Hawley is an asshole. We give our take on the events at the capital. We find out if Chris is a pussy or not. Does licking a guys butt to see your favorite team play in the Super Bowl make you gay? We answer that as well as emails and a rare non-sexual would you rather. Put away your penis pump and tune in.
Wednesday Dec 30, 2020
Wednesday Dec 30, 2020
Join the guys to talk about how shitty 2020 was. How much would you have to get paid to do an Alabama hot pocket? Would you rather eat 10 loads on a slice of pizza or just suck one dong? The Cincinnati Bengals have a future. Trump sucks but give me my 2000 dollars, Mitch! Who buys sheep shaped sex toys? Join our 2021 Death Pool. Put away your shake weight and join us for some degenerate chatter.
Wednesday Dec 23, 2020
Wednesday Dec 23, 2020
Christmas is upon us and it's time for your weekly dose of dick jokes and midwestern pessimism.
Monday Dec 14, 2020
Monday Dec 14, 2020
GetPussy69 joins us in studio to pay up on a bet that he lost. We talk about the weirdest things we've jerked off to. Chris tells us about his latest cucking adventure. Jason gives plasma with the crackheads for money. Would we let a girl hold us upside down and 69 her if she was strong enough to do it? GetPussy69 is not getting the vaccine. We discuss how crazy people are for betting on Logan Paul to beat Floyd Mayweather. Chris shows us his favorite sex toys on Amazon. All that and much more debauchery. Stop thinking and giggle with us.
Sunday Nov 29, 2020
Sunday Nov 29, 2020
Back from a short break after Jason contracted the KungFlu. Unfortunately, he lived so here we are back to talking about dicks and buttholes. Enjoy.