A podcast that delves into depravity with such an utter delight and curiosity. Take a weekly trip into the gutter with a couple of chuckleheads and you‘ll be rewarded with giggles.
Episodes
Sunday Apr 25, 2021
Sunday Apr 25, 2021
Join your local degenerates to discuss all this weeks hot button issues. Why does Jason's predictive text suggests "dead girls"? Who is more bald, Chris or Jason? Jason's catches his older dog licking the puppies butt. Nancy Pelosi and Mark Davis are both @$$holes. All that and much more.
Monday Apr 19, 2021
Monday Apr 19, 2021
Join the guys to discuss all the hot button issues of the week. Who will the Bengals pick in the first round and why does Trevor Lawrence looks so stupid? A moment of silence is observed for the passing of Bernie Madoff. Jason tells you how to make magic butter. Jury duty is for dorks. Chris's life as bull is coming to an end as the cuck moves away, will he enter the world of internet hookups? Getting your butt ate out is the sexual version of seeing God. The vaccines suck but not as bad as getting covid did. All that and much more on another fantastic episode Shut Up Cincinnati. If you don't watch or listen, your mother will get anal warts.
Sunday Apr 11, 2021
Monday Mar 29, 2021
Monday Mar 29, 2021
The guys are joined in studio by the Hairy Guy and GetPussy69. Hairy Guy pays up on his bet by letting the guys take turns poorly waxing his chest.
Monday Mar 22, 2021
Sunday Mar 14, 2021
Sunday Mar 14, 2021
Join your friendly neighborhood deviants for a trip into the gutter. Jason is the lone cracker at the segregated Terry's Turf Club table. Chris is pissed off at gold covered food and Jason really hates Salt Bae. A local leprechaun stops by to address St. Patricks Day. The guys argue about Dumbo, Dr Seuss, and cancel culture but in the end, neither actually give a shit. Papa John Schnatter has spent the last 20 months trying to stop saying the N-word and Jimmy John Liautaud loves killing exotic animals. We discuss our preference between tw*t and c*nt and then vagina shame Hope Solo once again. All that and much more so put down your crack pipe (or pick it up) and tune in to another week of utter non-sense.
Monday Mar 08, 2021
Monday Mar 08, 2021
Join the guys for another week of nonsense. Chris doesn't like big butts. Jason hates when Chris tries to beat box. The guys discuss the 2021 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame nominees. They argue about the east side and west side of Cincinnati but agree that Kentucky sucks and Indiana is worse. Ron Johnson is an asshole. Taco Bell sucks but Jason can't give up on their food. Chris is scared to eat a mucus plug. Jason informs Chris that young women probably think he's creepy when he calls them sweetheart. Lebron and black people don't pick the Jazz while playing videogames. Who was more intimidating in person: Yasiel Puig or Vontez Burfict. All that and much more so put down your fleshlight and join the fun this week.
Sunday Feb 28, 2021
Monday Feb 22, 2021
Monday Feb 22, 2021
Join the guys to talk about all the hot topics of the last couple of week. Ronnie Carter calls in to discuss reparations and Jason can't wait for his hand out. Chris is the proud owner of a cock ring. Ted Cruz and some old woman at a west side Speedway are the assholes of the week. Does masturbation hand preference determine the curve of your dong? Marchete stops by to talk about the recent death pool results and puts odds on the upcoming putt putt death match between Getpussy69 and the Hairy Guy. Is there a Guinness Book World Record for how many q-tips have been stuck in a booty-hole? Should there be? Should it be Chris? All that and much more this week on Cincinnati's most decadent podcast, Shut Up Cincinnati!
Wednesday Feb 10, 2021
Wednesday Feb 10, 2021
Join the guys to discuss all the important issues of the week. Chris knows a guy who puts a barbell in his pee hole as birth control. Jason tries to sell his brand new puppy for a quick 150 dollar profit. Chris is called out by a balding Bulgarian at a local super spreader Super Bowl party for having the worst feet ever. You're an idiot if you think Tom Brady isn't the greatest ever. Ugly brides do exist and Joe Biden better give me my money. All that and much more. Give your hamster a break for the night and join us for a giggle or two.