Shut Up Cincinnati

224 - Just Let Them Eat the Geese

Hello pumpkin butt!  Join the fellas as they solve all the world's issue.  Are the Haitians eating the cats?  Why would anyone have 50 cats to begin with?  Jason explains why seeing someone eat a goose at a park is a day enhancer.  Chris gets a complaint on his favorite swinger site. Who was at fault in the Tyreek Hill situation?  Is Shannon Sharpe trying to convince people he likes women?  Is the Bengals season is completely over after week 1?  We get to the bottom of every important topic and find reasonable ways to cure the world of all that ills it.  Join in!

223 - The Goober Load

Hello perky patties!  Come join us for another glorious discussion about nothing and everything at the same time.  Chris the bull has been grazing pastures looking for a new hot wife only to once again run into discolored genitalia.  Jason is still an unemployed loser that spends hours researching things just to make Chris look dumb.  Where did all the heroin go?  Why did RFK Jr. turn his back on his beliefs?  Will Ja'marr Chase play this year and why are all the older white guys mad about him not practicing?   Jason tries to catch Chris in a trick just to call him gay.  Chris is boycotting Kroger.  All that and a bag of sour stew that I stole from a bum!  Join in!

222- Come Hither TikTok Tabbi

Hello peckerheads!  You know what they say, it's the dog's dong days of August so join us as we bang out another masterpiece of nothing.  Chris convinces Jason that Brittney Griner has an adam's apple?  Chris doesn't convince Jason that illegals are just handed cars, houses, and food stamps when they enter the country.  Is Chris the last person alive that masturbated to records?  Does Kamala have this election wrapped up?  Jason causes a wreck on a major bridge.  Chris loves Chinese child labor.  Why are dudes hanging out behind the dumpster?  Chris falls in love with a little person on TikTok You'll find out about all this and much more if you just tune in.  Get to it, daggerdong!

221 - Make Weed Illegal Again

Hello Bobby Brown fans!  Join us as we verbally hump around on a Thursday morning.  We get an email letting us know the show is going down the dumper because we have nothing prepared.  We answer by doing a podcast earlier than we've ever done before with absolutely nothing prepared.   Join Jason for a wake and bake while Chris is in his element as an old man in the morning.  Who is going number 1 in the fantasy football draft?  Will the cuck get a string of anal beads hung over his nose next time?  Chris informs a couple about their ugly genitalia.  We discuss recreational marijuana and how Ohio sharted the sheets.  Joke of the week returns and some other stuff.  Join in.  I'm tired.  

220- The Olympics are Sassy

Hello bucket o' turds!  Join the fellas for the greatest podcast since the last one.  We discuss Last Suppergate and ask why are all these straight dudes watching the Olympics anyway?  Speaking of dudes, the lady boxer from Algeria isn't one so shut up already.  Why does JD Vance think he's from Appalachia when he's clearly from regular ol' trashy Middletown?  Chris hates all truckers.  Jason is still an unemployed loser.  A lady from the nursing home has fun playing with her dominos.  Black people party better than white people.  Football is about to start.  I'm just saying things at this point.  Listen to the damn show and shut up.  

219 - Every Inch Matters

Hey there goofy patriots and dirty commies!  Come join the fellas as America continues to fall into chaos.  We discuss the assassination attempt and how dumb the fall out has been.  Biden looked in the mirror and noticed that he was old but now what the hell are the democrats supposed to do?  Are women more horny the day after their fathers die?  Does Eminem's new album suck?  Are regular cuck stories from Chris too boring now after the nightgown fella?  Is Jack Black a bad friend?  Can you milk a goat with your mouth?  We answer all of these questions and much more.  Tune in or I'll tickle your cousin in a weird way.  

218 - Unemployed Loser

Hello, ya dirty dissidents!  Join the fellas for another remarkable podcast about nothing.  Jason loses his job and is trying to figure out as a 43 year old what he wants to be when he grows up.  Chris is scared of the recent shootings in the Cincinnati area.  Jason is angry at Grippos chips.  Some lady hit's Chris's car in the middle of this recording and Jason wonders why Chris didn't parlay that into something creepy.  Is the Hawk Tuah crap overdone and why would anyone want snot on their donger?  How much would you charge to sniff 100 jars full of farts?  Does meth turn masculine men into gay fellas?  Why are we still deciding between 2 old weirdos to run our country?  All these questions are answered and much more.  Tune in and then give Jason a full time job with benefits.  Please and Thank You.  

217 - Popsicle Enemas > Narcan

Anyone else suddenly have some free time on their hands?  Even if you don't then force feed yourself a giant helping of Shut Up Cincinnati.  Chris embraces his old white guy and let's loose on Bronny James and Jason's sweet baby girl, Angel Reese.  Jason meets a guy who was brought back to life by an anally inserted popsicle.   The guys laugh together at Joe Biden's old man faces at the debate and then disagree on the outrage that people have over athlete's salaries and who's to blame for high ticket prices.  We talk about other things too but marijuana is legal in Ohio so who has time to type all this crap out.  Just listen or watch or whatever.  

216 - They're Coming for Your Porn!

Hey bunker-balls!  It's Monday so that means another outstanding episode of the non-award winning podcast, Shut Up Cincinnati.  Jason wonders why no one thanked him on Juneteenth.  Chris is picking up girls at the battered women shelter.  What the hell is up with states making porn harder to watch?  Why do Amazon drivers always block the road?  When do the democrats finally switch Old Man Biden out with a person that isn't about to die?  Is Chris in love with Butt-eater?  Why do WNBA players make stupid looking lay-ups?  We get to the bottom of all of this meaningless crap and hopefully make you a giggle a couple of times.  Join in!

215 - Inflation Has Impacted The B-Hole

Hello panty sniffers and toenail inspectors!  Welcome to this week's episode of Shut Up Cincinnati.  As always, the guys answer all of life's important questions and update you on the world's events.  Chris is angry because the price to get his butthole waxed has increased over 50 percent.  Jason gets his life saved by a curse word.  The fellas wonder which one of their friends would be horrible dads and how many of them are still virgins.  Jason gives Chris advice on how to handle his dinner date out as the bull with the cuck couple.  Jason also advises Chris to skip another freak date after gandering at the woman's lady bits.  Do Juggalo's always become meth cooks?  Is it alright to take a selfie with an aborted baby sign?  Why are old ladies spitting at the store?  Join in, it won't hurt too bad.