Shut Up Cincinnati

220- The Olympics are Sassy

Hello bucket o' turds!  Join the fellas for the greatest podcast since the last one.  We discuss Last Suppergate and ask why are all these straight dudes watching the Olympics anyway?  Speaking of dudes, the lady boxer from Algeria isn't one so shut up already.  Why does JD Vance think he's from Appalachia when he's clearly from regular ol' trashy Middletown?  Chris hates all truckers.  Jason is still an unemployed loser.  A lady from the nursing home has fun playing with her dominos.  Black people party better than white people.  Football is about to start.  I'm just saying things at this point.  Listen to the damn show and shut up.  

219 - Every Inch Matters

Hey there goofy patriots and dirty commies!  Come join the fellas as America continues to fall into chaos.  We discuss the assassination attempt and how dumb the fall out has been.  Biden looked in the mirror and noticed that he was old but now what the hell are the democrats supposed to do?  Are women more horny the day after their fathers die?  Does Eminem's new album suck?  Are regular cuck stories from Chris too boring now after the nightgown fella?  Is Jack Black a bad friend?  Can you milk a goat with your mouth?  We answer all of these questions and much more.  Tune in or I'll tickle your cousin in a weird way.  

218 - Unemployed Loser

Hello, ya dirty dissidents!  Join the fellas for another remarkable podcast about nothing.  Jason loses his job and is trying to figure out as a 43 year old what he wants to be when he grows up.  Chris is scared of the recent shootings in the Cincinnati area.  Jason is angry at Grippos chips.  Some lady hit's Chris's car in the middle of this recording and Jason wonders why Chris didn't parlay that into something creepy.  Is the Hawk Tuah crap overdone and why would anyone want snot on their donger?  How much would you charge to sniff 100 jars full of farts?  Does meth turn masculine men into gay fellas?  Why are we still deciding between 2 old weirdos to run our country?  All these questions are answered and much more.  Tune in and then give Jason a full time job with benefits.  Please and Thank You.  

217 - Popsicle Enemas > Narcan

Anyone else suddenly have some free time on their hands?  Even if you don't then force feed yourself a giant helping of Shut Up Cincinnati.  Chris embraces his old white guy and let's loose on Bronny James and Jason's sweet baby girl, Angel Reese.  Jason meets a guy who was brought back to life by an anally inserted popsicle.   The guys laugh together at Joe Biden's old man faces at the debate and then disagree on the outrage that people have over athlete's salaries and who's to blame for high ticket prices.  We talk about other things too but marijuana is legal in Ohio so who has time to type all this crap out.  Just listen or watch or whatever.  

216 - They're Coming for Your Porn!

Hey bunker-balls!  It's Monday so that means another outstanding episode of the non-award winning podcast, Shut Up Cincinnati.  Jason wonders why no one thanked him on Juneteenth.  Chris is picking up girls at the battered women shelter.  What the hell is up with states making porn harder to watch?  Why do Amazon drivers always block the road?  When do the democrats finally switch Old Man Biden out with a person that isn't about to die?  Is Chris in love with Butt-eater?  Why do WNBA players make stupid looking lay-ups?  We get to the bottom of all of this meaningless crap and hopefully make you a giggle a couple of times.  Join in!

215 - Inflation Has Impacted The B-Hole

Hello panty sniffers and toenail inspectors!  Welcome to this week's episode of Shut Up Cincinnati.  As always, the guys answer all of life's important questions and update you on the world's events.  Chris is angry because the price to get his butthole waxed has increased over 50 percent.  Jason gets his life saved by a curse word.  The fellas wonder which one of their friends would be horrible dads and how many of them are still virgins.  Jason gives Chris advice on how to handle his dinner date out as the bull with the cuck couple.  Jason also advises Chris to skip another freak date after gandering at the woman's lady bits.  Do Juggalo's always become meth cooks?  Is it alright to take a selfie with an aborted baby sign?  Why are old ladies spitting at the store?  Join in, it won't hurt too bad.  

214 - Heroin for the Gymnasts

Hello pud wackers!  Nice to meet you, now will you please drink this cup of juice and pledge your allegiance to the greatest podcast that never tries.  Join the peckerheads this week as we discuss how junkies keep their balance, why some murdered kids shouldn't really count, and if there are only 16 Eskimos still alive.  Chris is going to have to survive a few months without the love of his life, Miss Butt Eater.  Jason's kid makes fun of him at the dentist.  Fat people don't go to Whole Foods.  What does a cuck order for dinner?  Just listen to the show already.  I'm sick of typing.  

213 - Kevin Spacey's Newest Student w/ Nate B

Hey there peckerheads!  It's been a few weeks since the fellas blessed you with their silly banter and we'd like to apologize but we won't.  Instead, just join us this week for a brand new hour of non-sense!  Could you jerk off to the Invasion of Normandy?  Should drug dealers use chop sticks or plastic forks?  Should you beat the snot out of the kid at King's Island who is taking his job too serious and costing you prime coaster seats?  Did Nathan even talk on this episode?  Should Chris eat a casual dinner with a guy who is about to watch him go balls deep into his wife while wearing a cage around his junk?  We answer all these questions and much more.  Watch, listen, whatever!!!!

212 - Watching Cripples Sleep

Hello mutant muffs!  Join us for another wonderful podcast that is bound to change your life.  Jason has eye aids and Chris is thinking about becoming an independent porn videographer.  An old sex offender friend has made the news again but not for peepin' this time.  Some lady leaves rib bones in Chris's car.  Jason proves he's a horrible person....again.  Is Cher rock n' roll?  Is 16 years too long to leave your contacts in?  Would Stone Cold Steve Austin be a good president?  We answer all these questions plus solve world hunger in just over an hour.  Join in!  

211 - Flame Throwing Robot Dogs

Hello wieners!  The guys are back after a 2 week hiatus to save humanity with a podcast about nothing important.  We talk about our guys trip and find out if anyone pooped on the floor.  We wonder if our audience can buy us a flame throwing dog to clean snow off the driveway and catch really homeless people on fire.  Chris gets made fun of at the T-Mobile store for being really old and dumb.  Is Boeing out there just killing people before they can testify against them?  Is Jason going to be forced to be a flag football coach?  Why does Chris care if a guy has a job before he blows them?  We find all these answers and 3 scientists once said if you listen to this podcast that your junk will grow a half inch!   Listen pud-wackers!