A podcast that delves into depravity with such an utter delight and curiosity. Take a weekly trip into the gutter with a couple of chuckleheads and you‘ll be rewarded with giggles.
Episodes
Friday Apr 12, 2024
Friday Apr 12, 2024
Hey there worm wranglers! Join us for another funky rendition of the Shut Up Cincinnati Podcast. This week we say goodbye to an American hero, OJ Simpson. Jason gives a ride to a dirty stripper who makes him hold her ice cream. Chris farts on a guy and blames it on Indian food. The nightgown couple is coming to town for a concert so we guess which band a cuck would want to see. Jason has nerd rage against the WWE and Chris thinks Tanisha is a horrible person. We read an ad where a guy asks for what has to be an impossible situation. What do Indians eat for breakfast? What the hell is a polenta and why does it sound like something you'd stick in your butt? Would you kill your ex for the kids sake if you found out she was banging a waiter? All these questions are answered plus we figure out world peace and stuff. Join in, bologna bite!
Friday Apr 05, 2024
Friday Apr 05, 2024
After missing last week due to a going to jail for killing a family while trying to dodge a polar bear in Kentucky, the boys are back and ready to talk about nothing. What the hell is up with Diddy? Who would live in a funeral home? Will the great white hope, Caitlin Clark, save the WNBA? Why would you take poop straight from a pigs butt? We talk about other stuff but I'm in a hurry right now.
Thursday Mar 21, 2024
Thursday Mar 21, 2024
Hey there! We got a doozy for you this week. Chris visits the cuck in the nightgown for part 2 of epic sexual savagery. Ryan and Jason give Chris feedback and congratulate him for peeing on their floor. Detective Bauman dives deep and finds the suspects in the dong licking kitty case. Jason tries hard not to go off on a slow kid at Kroger. The guys share scabies stories and wish death on a man in an old person's home. All that and much more. Join in!
Tuesday Mar 12, 2024
Tuesday Mar 12, 2024
Welcome turd cutters! Join the fellas for another marvelous podcast that will change your life. The guys discuss why dildos are usually pink, if they would take a picture with Donald Trump, and NFL free agency. Who is leaving rubber ducks at Chris's house? Should you get jail time for threatening death if 2 people don't hug each other? Would you take a dead person through the bank line to get his money? Have you ever thought of going to the Giraffe feeding exhibit with lettuce in your butt? We answer all these questions and start our investigation of who gets pleasured by their cat. Listen!
Wednesday Feb 28, 2024
Wednesday Feb 28, 2024
Hey there bird brain! Yeah, You! Listen to this wonderful podcast about all the important things and absolutely nothing at the same time. Do freaks who take part in beastiality consider if the animal is male or female? What would you do if a kitten licked your thang while you were romances yourself? Why do people with Jeeps suck? Is Chris a complete loser for having a Panda Express app on his phone? If you saw a man on fire would you point a gun at him or locate a way to extinguish the fire? Are cats completely made from the skin of ballsacks? Will Joe Biden fix the problem with self checkouts at Kroger? We answer all these questions and much more on this week's episode of Shut Up Cincinnati!!!!!
Saturday Feb 24, 2024
Saturday Feb 24, 2024
Hey there fatties! Join the fellas for the worlds best podcast. The guys talk about homeless boogers, cursing children, and listeners that they don't like. Patrick Mahomes should be kicked out of the NFL for the violence in Kansas City. Subway hasn't made a good sandwich in 20 years. No amount of Cheese Coneys are going to save old crusty Coney Island. Can you be a straight male and follow Taylor Swift on tour? Join in this week and we figure this crap out.
Wednesday Feb 14, 2024
Wednesday Feb 14, 2024
Hey there butter balls! Join the fellas for another celebration of absolutely nothing. Jason sets his sites on Jesus on Ash Wednesday while Chris is more focused on hating Travis Kelce. The guys tell you why Usher's halftime show was mid at best regardless of what our goofy friends think. Jason thinks MC Hammer should be the new messiah. Chris sets a date to once again bang a lady in front of her husband while he wears a nightgown but this time he vows to degrade the cuck properly. Ron Carter calls in to give us his a$$holes of the week and the guys couldn't disagree more with half of his argument. Is Pat Mahomes the goat? Does Trevor Bauer deserve a second chance? Why does Jason have marijuana ashes on his forehead? All these questions are answered and we also solve all the worlds issues in the process. Join in or we will marinate your cousin with alligator spunk!
Tuesday Feb 06, 2024
Tuesday Feb 06, 2024
Hello plumpers! Join the fellas for another fabulous podcast about nothing important. Toby Keith is the first to die in the 2024 Death Pool. We discuss 2 new entries into the pool and Chris's early lead. Killer Mike wins a few Grammys and pushes down a security guard. Jay Z whines about his wife not getting enough awards. New music sucks. Chris tells us about being a drug mule. Jason leaves his dog outside for 7 hours in 20 degree weather. Chris is too old to know a girl was hitting on him. Jason tells us why old lady Jean from Clermont county sucks. Chris hates people that come to work sick and then tell everyone about it. All that and a big pile of nothing! Join in for a chuckle or die with regret, your choice!
Wednesday Jan 31, 2024
Wednesday Jan 31, 2024
Hey fellow dark souls! Welcome to our 4th annual Celebrity Death Pool. Who will die? What the hell is stiff person syndrome? Why does Chris want Cory Feldman to die? We also discuss who Vince McMahon has been pooping on lately and a few other things. Enjoy!
Tuesday Jan 23, 2024
Tuesday Jan 23, 2024
Hey smellers of farts! Join the fellas for an important discussion on absolutely nothing. Chris gets an ice cold pizza from Marcos. Just like Matthew Perry, Jason tells a story about his experience with ketamine and a pool. The guys ask people to enter the Celebrity Death Pool 2024 and talk about last years results. Jason wonders if Chris's cuck secretly just stares at his starfish the whole time. We get calls from Dick G in Indiana to say hello and Ronnie Carter with his take on tipping. The guys deep dive on how and when to tip as well as the consequences of not tipping. Jason rates his Uber customers from favorite to least favorite. All that and much more. Tune in, buttercups.