A podcast that delves into depravity with such an utter delight and curiosity. Take a weekly trip into the gutter with a couple of chuckleheads and you‘ll be rewarded with giggles.
Episodes
Wednesday Feb 14, 2024
Wednesday Feb 14, 2024
Hey there butter balls! Join the fellas for another celebration of absolutely nothing. Jason sets his sites on Jesus on Ash Wednesday while Chris is more focused on hating Travis Kelce. The guys tell you why Usher's halftime show was mid at best regardless of what our goofy friends think. Jason thinks MC Hammer should be the new messiah. Chris sets a date to once again bang a lady in front of her husband while he wears a nightgown but this time he vows to degrade the cuck properly. Ron Carter calls in to give us his a$$holes of the week and the guys couldn't disagree more with half of his argument. Is Pat Mahomes the goat? Does Trevor Bauer deserve a second chance? Why does Jason have marijuana ashes on his forehead? All these questions are answered and we also solve all the worlds issues in the process. Join in or we will marinate your cousin with alligator spunk!
Tuesday Feb 06, 2024
Tuesday Feb 06, 2024
Hello plumpers! Join the fellas for another fabulous podcast about nothing important. Toby Keith is the first to die in the 2024 Death Pool. We discuss 2 new entries into the pool and Chris's early lead. Killer Mike wins a few Grammys and pushes down a security guard. Jay Z whines about his wife not getting enough awards. New music sucks. Chris tells us about being a drug mule. Jason leaves his dog outside for 7 hours in 20 degree weather. Chris is too old to know a girl was hitting on him. Jason tells us why old lady Jean from Clermont county sucks. Chris hates people that come to work sick and then tell everyone about it. All that and a big pile of nothing! Join in for a chuckle or die with regret, your choice!
Wednesday Jan 31, 2024
Wednesday Jan 31, 2024
Hey fellow dark souls! Welcome to our 4th annual Celebrity Death Pool. Who will die? What the hell is stiff person syndrome? Why does Chris want Cory Feldman to die? We also discuss who Vince McMahon has been pooping on lately and a few other things. Enjoy!
Tuesday Jan 23, 2024
Tuesday Jan 23, 2024
Hey smellers of farts! Join the fellas for an important discussion on absolutely nothing. Chris gets an ice cold pizza from Marcos. Just like Matthew Perry, Jason tells a story about his experience with ketamine and a pool. The guys ask people to enter the Celebrity Death Pool 2024 and talk about last years results. Jason wonders if Chris's cuck secretly just stares at his starfish the whole time. We get calls from Dick G in Indiana to say hello and Ronnie Carter with his take on tipping. The guys deep dive on how and when to tip as well as the consequences of not tipping. Jason rates his Uber customers from favorite to least favorite. All that and much more. Tune in, buttercups.
Wednesday Jan 10, 2024
Wednesday Jan 10, 2024
Welcome tiddledy winks! Join the fellas for a celebration for our 200th episode and 4 year birthday. The guys spend the show theoretically jerking ourselves off for accomplishing nothing. Rocky Balboa, Whoopi Goldberg, Kim Jung Un, Clint Eastwood, Nina Hartley, Mr. Bert, El Guerro Gordo and Lil Nick swing by the show to congratulate the boys on 200 episodes. Chris uses the wrong lube and burns his pecker. Katt Williams is still a crazy person regardless of what the internet says. Bill Clinton shouldn't be trusted around your teens. Some of the Epstein documents have been released and Stephen Hawking doesn't get a pass just because he can't move. Glory holes are starting to offer more options in Europe. Jason is upset for being called more racist than Chris by a black friend. All that and more. Tune in, pecker-necks!
Tuesday Dec 12, 2023
Tuesday Dec 12, 2023
Hey there butthole boofers! Our pal, Nathan, joins the show today for a couple chuckles with the fellas. We discuss how much Nathan has changed for the worse since he got his hernia fixed. Chris does some soul searching that somehow just ends up with him looking at perverted terms on the internet. Patrick Mahomes is still just a spoiled child. Jason and Nathan try to convince Chris to cook his a cuck a spooge casserole. All that and we solve the all the world's biggest issues in the process. Tune in, peckerheads!
Wednesday Dec 06, 2023
Wednesday Dec 06, 2023
Hello blue waffle enthusiasts! The fellas are joined by everyone's favorite gold star gay, Brent Wolgamott. Brent gives Chris constructive criticism on how to deal with a cuck who shows up in a nightgown. Brent describes being the victim of a hate crime in downtown Cincinnati. The guys discuss local sex ads and what kind of people actually respond to them. Brent tells us about his recent engagement but don't expect monogamy in his future. Brent explains why STD's aren't really a big deal these days. All that and some other stuff that I forgot about because I killed all my brain cells in my twenties. Join in!
Friday Dec 01, 2023
Friday Dec 01, 2023
Hey bootyhole inspectors! Join the fellas for another glorious episode of Shut Up Cincinnati. Chris is admired by a co-worker for having a pink butthole. The guys discuss how kids are horrible humans to each other. Chris spits a goober on an old lady's windshield. Hairy guy is taking advantage of the elderly. The guys admit to being old whites that can't keep up with the vernacular of the youth. Chris updates us on the cuck in the nightgown and Jason encourages to slap him with his nut hand. All that and we figure out world peace and stuff. Tune in, pecker heads!
Saturday Nov 25, 2023
Saturday Nov 25, 2023
Hey there ya turkeys!!!! Before you gobble those nuts, take in all the fellas have to offer this week. We explain why glory holes aren't made for fat people. We tell Cincinnati to shut up about AJ McCarron and why the Bengals should just tank the rest of the season. Hairy Guy and GP are interested in settling the rubber match in their rivalry and the guys discuss using electricity and nipple clamps as part of the competition. The guys think of starting steroids. Willie Cunningham is still an idiot. All that and more, tune in peckerhead!
Thursday Nov 16, 2023
Thursday Nov 16, 2023
Tiddilyhoo peckerheads! Sit down and enjoy a nice conversation with the fellas. Jason loves Draymond Green and Brett Favre after disliking them previously. Chris hates it when people put up Christmas trees in November. The guys debate whether necros are actually providing a service for the dead. Will the Cincinnati Bengals make the playoffs? Is CJ Stroud a unicorn? Do gay guys bounce balls when banging? Why is gelato so expensive? All questions are answered this week on Shut up Cincinnati! Tune in turnip-tits!