A podcast that delves into depravity with such an utter delight and curiosity. Take a weekly trip into the gutter with a couple of chuckleheads and you‘ll be rewarded with giggles.
Episodes
Wednesday Jan 10, 2024
Wednesday Jan 10, 2024
Welcome tiddledy winks! Join the fellas for a celebration for our 200th episode and 4 year birthday. The guys spend the show theoretically jerking ourselves off for accomplishing nothing. Rocky Balboa, Whoopi Goldberg, Kim Jung Un, Clint Eastwood, Nina Hartley, Mr. Bert, El Guerro Gordo and Lil Nick swing by the show to congratulate the boys on 200 episodes. Chris uses the wrong lube and burns his pecker. Katt Williams is still a crazy person regardless of what the internet says. Bill Clinton shouldn't be trusted around your teens. Some of the Epstein documents have been released and Stephen Hawking doesn't get a pass just because he can't move. Glory holes are starting to offer more options in Europe. Jason is upset for being called more racist than Chris by a black friend. All that and more. Tune in, pecker-necks!
Tuesday Dec 12, 2023
Tuesday Dec 12, 2023
Hey there butthole boofers! Our pal, Nathan, joins the show today for a couple chuckles with the fellas. We discuss how much Nathan has changed for the worse since he got his hernia fixed. Chris does some soul searching that somehow just ends up with him looking at perverted terms on the internet. Patrick Mahomes is still just a spoiled child. Jason and Nathan try to convince Chris to cook his a cuck a spooge casserole. All that and we solve the all the world's biggest issues in the process. Tune in, peckerheads!
Wednesday Dec 06, 2023
Wednesday Dec 06, 2023
Hello blue waffle enthusiasts! The fellas are joined by everyone's favorite gold star gay, Brent Wolgamott. Brent gives Chris constructive criticism on how to deal with a cuck who shows up in a nightgown. Brent describes being the victim of a hate crime in downtown Cincinnati. The guys discuss local sex ads and what kind of people actually respond to them. Brent tells us about his recent engagement but don't expect monogamy in his future. Brent explains why STD's aren't really a big deal these days. All that and some other stuff that I forgot about because I killed all my brain cells in my twenties. Join in!
Friday Dec 01, 2023
Friday Dec 01, 2023
Hey bootyhole inspectors! Join the fellas for another glorious episode of Shut Up Cincinnati. Chris is admired by a co-worker for having a pink butthole. The guys discuss how kids are horrible humans to each other. Chris spits a goober on an old lady's windshield. Hairy guy is taking advantage of the elderly. The guys admit to being old whites that can't keep up with the vernacular of the youth. Chris updates us on the cuck in the nightgown and Jason encourages to slap him with his nut hand. All that and we figure out world peace and stuff. Tune in, pecker heads!
Saturday Nov 25, 2023
Saturday Nov 25, 2023
Hey there ya turkeys!!!! Before you gobble those nuts, take in all the fellas have to offer this week. We explain why glory holes aren't made for fat people. We tell Cincinnati to shut up about AJ McCarron and why the Bengals should just tank the rest of the season. Hairy Guy and GP are interested in settling the rubber match in their rivalry and the guys discuss using electricity and nipple clamps as part of the competition. The guys think of starting steroids. Willie Cunningham is still an idiot. All that and more, tune in peckerhead!
Thursday Nov 16, 2023
Thursday Nov 16, 2023
Tiddilyhoo peckerheads! Sit down and enjoy a nice conversation with the fellas. Jason loves Draymond Green and Brett Favre after disliking them previously. Chris hates it when people put up Christmas trees in November. The guys debate whether necros are actually providing a service for the dead. Will the Cincinnati Bengals make the playoffs? Is CJ Stroud a unicorn? Do gay guys bounce balls when banging? Why is gelato so expensive? All questions are answered this week on Shut up Cincinnati! Tune in turnip-tits!
Tuesday Nov 07, 2023
Tuesday Nov 07, 2023
Hello pudlickers! The fellas are back after a short break and their weird friend, Ryan Acres, joins the podcast for an afternoon of giggles. Jason beats becomes a 4-time Covid champion. The guys discuss what century they think men starting going down on women. Chris updates us on his latest journey as a bull and things go off the rails. Join in!
Monday Oct 16, 2023
Monday Oct 16, 2023
Hello duck pumpers! The fellas are here with another super important podcast. Chris finds a new cuck couple and he's trying out a new character. Friday the 13th didn't involve a Hamas attack on America because duh! Jason thinks deaf people make the best haunted house actors. Chris films a private porn video and also narcs on someone to the police. Jason is offended by the lack black women on UC's dance team. All that and we find out if Chris likes his butthole tickled by a feather from a cuck. Join in or we will burp in your grandma's chili.
Wednesday Oct 11, 2023
Wednesday Oct 11, 2023
Hello peckerheads! Join us this week as we discuss all the life saving news and advice that you need. The fellas can't figure out why Hairy Guy doesn't want to give his lady a cream pie. We pick sides in the Israel/Palestine conflict. Trevor Bauer's buttpunch was consensual after all. Joe Burrow is back. Finding out Santa wasn't real wasn't as disappointing that finding out Bang Bus was also fake. We discuss torturing a rapist, transgender attraction, and selfish lovers. Tune in or we tickle your aunt's left under boob.
Friday Oct 06, 2023
Friday Oct 06, 2023
Hello peckerheads! The fellas are back and here to solve the world's biggest problem. We talk about sex offenders in the pizza business, people with boring stories, and why you should always wash your vegetables because some 17 year old stoner may have sprayed them with bleach as a goof. Chris tells us about getting violated in the bum last week. The guys discuss why the Bengals and give their Superbowl picks at the quarter mark of the season. We talk sports, we talk buttholes, we insult people, and we admit that we're both idiots on a regular basis. Tune in. Laugh with us or at us, who cares. Cry if you need to and if we're your thing then give us a shout out after your next jerk session. Thanks for being a friend, America.