Episodes
Tuesday Nov 07, 2023
194 - You Can Squirt on Sissy w/ Ryan Acres
Tuesday Nov 07, 2023
Tuesday Nov 07, 2023
Hello pudlickers! The fellas are back after a short break and their weird friend, Ryan Acres, joins the podcast for an afternoon of giggles. Jason beats becomes a 4-time Covid champion. The guys discuss what century they think men starting going down on women. Chris updates us on his latest journey as a bull and things go off the rails. Join in!
Monday Oct 16, 2023
193 - The Demanding Bull
Monday Oct 16, 2023
Monday Oct 16, 2023
Hello duck pumpers! The fellas are here with another super important podcast. Chris finds a new cuck couple and he's trying out a new character. Friday the 13th didn't involve a Hamas attack on America because duh! Jason thinks deaf people make the best haunted house actors. Chris films a private porn video and also narcs on someone to the police. Jason is offended by the lack black women on UC's dance team. All that and we find out if Chris likes his butthole tickled by a feather from a cuck. Join in or we will burp in your grandma's chili.
Wednesday Oct 11, 2023
192 - No Cream Pie for You
Wednesday Oct 11, 2023
Wednesday Oct 11, 2023
Hello peckerheads! Join us this week as we discuss all the life saving news and advice that you need. The fellas can't figure out why Hairy Guy doesn't want to give his lady a cream pie. We pick sides in the Israel/Palestine conflict. Trevor Bauer's buttpunch was consensual after all. Joe Burrow is back. Finding out Santa wasn't real wasn't as disappointing that finding out Bang Bus was also fake. We discuss torturing a rapist, transgender attraction, and selfish lovers. Tune in or we tickle your aunt's left under boob.
Friday Oct 06, 2023
191 - Oxy Scab Sauce & Bengals Suicide Watch
Friday Oct 06, 2023
Friday Oct 06, 2023
Hello peckerheads! The fellas are back and here to solve the world's biggest problem. We talk about sex offenders in the pizza business, people with boring stories, and why you should always wash your vegetables because some 17 year old stoner may have sprayed them with bleach as a goof. Chris tells us about getting violated in the bum last week. The guys discuss why the Bengals and give their Superbowl picks at the quarter mark of the season. We talk sports, we talk buttholes, we insult people, and we admit that we're both idiots on a regular basis. Tune in. Laugh with us or at us, who cares. Cry if you need to and if we're your thing then give us a shout out after your next jerk session. Thanks for being a friend, America.
Tuesday Sep 26, 2023
190 - Funeral for a Non-Binary Gallbladder
Tuesday Sep 26, 2023
Tuesday Sep 26, 2023
Welcome fellow peckerheads! This week we start the show out on a downer as we hold a funeral for a dear friend. It's not all sad though! Jason gets old person scammed. Chris is a victim of a viscous theft. Jason finds an unhoused fella that he actually likes. The guys talk about bad parents, the Bengals first win, and Jason's idea for a perfect society. Things are picking up and the guys discuss new countries they have conquered and read a new email. Tune in or your gallbladder is next!
Tuesday Sep 19, 2023
189 - Funny Like A Bus Crash
Tuesday Sep 19, 2023
Tuesday Sep 19, 2023
Hey there! I got a bucket of moose lips to sell ya! Ok, I lied but I do have this fine podcast to offer. Join the fellas as they talk passionately about nothing important. Should Chris give an ex-clingy girl a second try 20 years later? How creepy do you have to be to actually pay for porn? Jason talks about a former life as a small time drug dealer. Chris gets the senior discount at Great Clips. Why do Cincinnati sports fans suck so bad? A new emailer writes in to insult us. We play a round of Does That Make Me Gay and Name Your Price. All that and a bucket of goat intestines could be yours if you tune in this week! (exclaimer: bring your own goat intestines)
Tuesday Sep 12, 2023
188 - Sexjitsu w/ Ryan Acres
Tuesday Sep 12, 2023
Tuesday Sep 12, 2023
Listen up, pepper-tappers! Ryan Acres joins the fellas this week to discuss a variety of super important topics. Is Joe Burrow actually hurt more than we think? Will you kiss a lady with a mouth full of Brad Pitt's load? Why is the bug killer sending nude pictures of his wife to Ryan? Is there a lady that's into extra pecker skin? Why would you cook queso for 8 hours? Why do losers put toilet paper down on the seat before sitting down and then leave it behind? We answer all those questions and Ryan tries to name a new sex position he invented! Tune in!
Tuesday Sep 05, 2023
187 - No Small Dong Porn
Tuesday Sep 05, 2023
Tuesday Sep 05, 2023
Hey pepper pecs! Join the fellas for another excellent podcast about nothing important. The guys discuss why they need a big one in porn and hate blurred out faces. Chris pees on the neighbors car handle and Jason wrangles a serpent in his garage. Will Joe Burrow play week one and how much will the Bengals win by? Is Mitch McConnell or any other 80 year old fit for office or do they just pee themselves and collect checks? Would you rather eat a turd or a drop of aids blood? Is calling someone "one of the slows" better than using the word "retard"? All that and some other stuff that doesn't really matter but it may make you giggle. Join us or we willsteal your puppy and feed it to a bear!
Tuesday Aug 29, 2023
186 - Dipping Sauce for Buffalo Balls
Tuesday Aug 29, 2023
Tuesday Aug 29, 2023
Hello stupid heads! The guys are back with another bodacious broadcast...or something like that. Donald Trump gave the world a hell of a mugshot and Jason tells us why he's became a fan but not a supporter. We discuss how all presidents have pretty much sucked for a long time. Chris does more Christopher Columbus type activities when he gets mad at a local establishment for not having better pint glasses he could steal. Chris also claims to not be a thief after admitting to stealing 93 glasses. Jason and Chris disagree on eating animal genitals but both wonder what would be the appropriate dipping sauces for such a meal. Put down the kangaroo dong and check out the show!
Monday Aug 21, 2023
185 - Androgynous Barry or Chinese Lasers
Monday Aug 21, 2023
Monday Aug 21, 2023
Hey there space cadets! Join the fellas for a life altering podcast. We start off the podcast celebrating freedom and a Bud Light with Kid Rock. Jason accidently insults the guitarist from O.A.R. while driving him in an Uber. Chris hates a 10 year old. We discuss why women don't like the "c" word and why they're wrong like usual. Was Barack Obama our first gay president? Did the elites or the Chinese burn down Maui with lasers? We find out all the answers so tune in buttholes!