Episodes
Monday Aug 14, 2023
184 - Positivity in Perversion
Monday Aug 14, 2023
Monday Aug 14, 2023
Hey there bottom feeders! Join the guys for another trek into the gutter. Chris ruins his chances with a lady. Jason gets banned from Tik Tok. The fellas answer a few emails and try to get to the bottom of a listeners cheating wife. Jason is sick of people picking on his culture of bad speakers. Chris tries to take back the word pervert. Ron Carter send us a message comparing Chris to Christopher Columbus. Listen or we will tickle your aunt's bottom boobs.
Monday Aug 07, 2023
183 - Shut Up and Dance, Fatty!
Monday Aug 07, 2023
Monday Aug 07, 2023
What's Up, bird nuts! Join the fella's for another super important podcast. We discuss why Lizzo's fat dancers should be happy they had a job. We preach how you shouldn't trust anyone that would vote Yes on Issue 1 in the upcoming August 8th election in Ohio unless you hate America. The guys urge black people to take Frederick Douglas back from the right wingers and discuss if they secretly say the N word while listening to hip hop music alone. Jason tells us why he doesn't care if a politicians kid shoots heroin up in their butthole. Chris is excited to get a new sex toy. Give us a listen or we will pinch your Grandma's cheeks.
Wednesday Aug 02, 2023
182 - This May Suck w/ Miggy Rich
Wednesday Aug 02, 2023
Wednesday Aug 02, 2023
Well this was a podcast. Yep.
Monday Jul 24, 2023
181 - I’ll Fart In Your Small Town
Monday Jul 24, 2023
Monday Jul 24, 2023
Namaste, Nipple Pinchers! Join us for a chuckle for another world saving podcast. Chris finally pays back his bet but his hair isn't "shoot up a theater" red like it was supposed to be. Jason will throw the next phone he finds in his car out the window while driving Uber. The guys debate Jason Aldean's goofy music video. Why aren't homeless people snow-birds and would paying for a 10 dollar hummer from a bum make you a bad person? Could a bullfrog make a lady climax? Who is afraid of chemo clam? All that and a bucket of loose beef tongues! Tune in, chirpy puds!
Monday Jul 17, 2023
180 - Aunt Kathy’s Cooter Critters
Monday Jul 17, 2023
Monday Jul 17, 2023
Hello Dirty Dongers! Join us for another fabulous podcast that will save your very existence. Chris has a friend named Todd who is licking his niece's butt. Tennessee is trying hard to sell fake weed. Jason publicly shames Chris for being a dirty welcher on social media. Chris lives next to a serial killer. Jason is overwhelmed by hillbillies at Buc-ee's. Should a judge be allowed to sing hip hop in his underwear? Should 11 year old kids drive cars in the city? Is Jason too old to be smoking out of a soda can bowl? Did Chris hit a 4 year old with a golf ball? Join us to get all the answers to life and maybe a few giggles.
Monday Jul 10, 2023
179 - Ol’ Pee Pants McLoser
Monday Jul 10, 2023
Monday Jul 10, 2023
Hey Dribble Sac Mcquacks! What it be! Tune in this week to listen to a couple of knuckleheads just trying to make you giggle. Chris is afraid he's going to get the ugly girl at the sex party. Jason is thinking of ways to join the back office of a cartel. The guys encourage the Australian gymnastic to start taking heroin to help with their balance. The Reds may not suck for awhile. Jason's dong got bigger after fixing his washer. Chris was the stinky guy at work. Pickleball is for dorks. Chris chooses to get bit by 5 really, really homeless fellas instead of a few non-poisonous snakes. Listen, I won't tell anyone if you don't.
Monday Jul 03, 2023
178 - Bumpin’ Uglies in the Morgue
Monday Jul 03, 2023
Monday Jul 03, 2023
It's me, Hi, I'm the problem....and you will be too if you don't listen this week. Join us for a life saving podcast! The guys try to make sense of life after Taylor Swift comes to town and causes a storm of glitter, confusion, and disappointment. Chris ponders diving deeper into sexual depravity but won't make love in a room full of dead people. Jason watched a wreck and didn't think twice before driving away before helping out because he's a horrible person with strangers. Chris wins the lotto but won't give Jason 5 dollars. How is it possible that only 80 percent of men can point testes out on a diagram? Tune in, ear lobe lickers!
Monday Jun 26, 2023
177 - Gas Station Burgers w/ The Heavy Weights
Monday Jun 26, 2023
Monday Jun 26, 2023
Konichiwa, ya creeps! This week is another BIG show w/ the Heavy Weights (Nathan, Jason, and Matt) and the Ivory Bull (Chris). We talk about how to properly be a fatty on a road trip although we all agree that fat people are the worst. Jason thinks of becoming a gay after a magical moment under a bridge singing Whitney Houston at the Pride parade. Chris describes his experience being the bull to a new body building cuck couple. Nathan shows up late and contributes little to the show because Jason and Chris just talk over everyone. Matt defends bad eye brows. Jason finds out he loves Riverdance but realizes he never had a choice because of his Irish roots. Will Chris finally dye his hair red or will he stay a dirty welcher for life? Tune in or I'll find your Mom's garden and poop on her spices.
Tuesday Jun 20, 2023
176 - Limbless Lovin’ and the Ragin’ Redlegs
Tuesday Jun 20, 2023
Tuesday Jun 20, 2023
Shalom sassy-nips! Join the guys for another world saving podcast! The Trumpster is dominating the polls despite being a turd. The Cincinnati Reds are dominating with an incredibly young lineup and maybe we were all wrong about Red's ownership. Can America vote for a guy that talks like Robert Kennedy Jr? Does John Kruk own a robotic pleasure machine? Cincinnati loves any white ball player who hustles. Bob Huggins gets another dui. A hero farts on a taco in Indiana. We talk about some of the best sexual bucket list fantasies. Chris is shocked that Jason won't kill dogs for a million dollars unless they're poor. Papa Johns sucks. All that and other crap. Tune in, Pumpkin Poops!
Monday Jun 12, 2023
175 - When Wanking Off Turns Deadly
Monday Jun 12, 2023
Monday Jun 12, 2023
Guten Tag, gopher nuts! Join the fellas for another life saving podcast! We discuss casual racism at a local ice cream shop, how you can tell if a neighborhood is safe by the availability of a usable toilet, and why you should pay attention to your brother even when you're jerking off. The creator of the Silk Road writes in and offers to pay us to stick drugs up our butts and sneak them into jail for him. Some guy wants Chris to take pictures of him wanking off to his pictures of his wife. Jason gets upset when a Jamaican guy recommended a white reggae band to him. The guys giggle at a list of porn star names. Tell your bird to take a walk and relax with the fellas for a quick chuckle.