Episodes

Tuesday Sep 05, 2023
187 - No Small Dong Porn
Tuesday Sep 05, 2023
Tuesday Sep 05, 2023
Hey pepper pecs! Join the fellas for another excellent podcast about nothing important. The guys discuss why they need a big one in porn and hate blurred out faces. Chris pees on the neighbors car handle and Jason wrangles a serpent in his garage. Will Joe Burrow play week one and how much will the Bengals win by? Is Mitch McConnell or any other 80 year old fit for office or do they just pee themselves and collect checks? Would you rather eat a turd or a drop of aids blood? Is calling someone "one of the slows" better than using the word "retard"? All that and some other stuff that doesn't really matter but it may make you giggle. Join us or we willsteal your puppy and feed it to a bear!

Tuesday Aug 29, 2023
186 - Dipping Sauce for Buffalo Balls
Tuesday Aug 29, 2023
Tuesday Aug 29, 2023
Hello stupid heads! The guys are back with another bodacious broadcast...or something like that. Donald Trump gave the world a hell of a mugshot and Jason tells us why he's became a fan but not a supporter. We discuss how all presidents have pretty much sucked for a long time. Chris does more Christopher Columbus type activities when he gets mad at a local establishment for not having better pint glasses he could steal. Chris also claims to not be a thief after admitting to stealing 93 glasses. Jason and Chris disagree on eating animal genitals but both wonder what would be the appropriate dipping sauces for such a meal. Put down the kangaroo dong and check out the show!

Monday Aug 21, 2023
185 - Androgynous Barry or Chinese Lasers
Monday Aug 21, 2023
Monday Aug 21, 2023
Hey there space cadets! Join the fellas for a life altering podcast. We start off the podcast celebrating freedom and a Bud Light with Kid Rock. Jason accidently insults the guitarist from O.A.R. while driving him in an Uber. Chris hates a 10 year old. We discuss why women don't like the "c" word and why they're wrong like usual. Was Barack Obama our first gay president? Did the elites or the Chinese burn down Maui with lasers? We find out all the answers so tune in buttholes!

Monday Aug 14, 2023
184 - Positivity in Perversion
Monday Aug 14, 2023
Monday Aug 14, 2023
Hey there bottom feeders! Join the guys for another trek into the gutter. Chris ruins his chances with a lady. Jason gets banned from Tik Tok. The fellas answer a few emails and try to get to the bottom of a listeners cheating wife. Jason is sick of people picking on his culture of bad speakers. Chris tries to take back the word pervert. Ron Carter send us a message comparing Chris to Christopher Columbus. Listen or we will tickle your aunt's bottom boobs.

Monday Aug 07, 2023
183 - Shut Up and Dance, Fatty!
Monday Aug 07, 2023
Monday Aug 07, 2023
What's Up, bird nuts! Join the fella's for another super important podcast. We discuss why Lizzo's fat dancers should be happy they had a job. We preach how you shouldn't trust anyone that would vote Yes on Issue 1 in the upcoming August 8th election in Ohio unless you hate America. The guys urge black people to take Frederick Douglas back from the right wingers and discuss if they secretly say the N word while listening to hip hop music alone. Jason tells us why he doesn't care if a politicians kid shoots heroin up in their butthole. Chris is excited to get a new sex toy. Give us a listen or we will pinch your Grandma's cheeks.

Wednesday Aug 02, 2023
182 - This May Suck w/ Miggy Rich
Wednesday Aug 02, 2023
Wednesday Aug 02, 2023
Well this was a podcast. Yep.

Monday Jul 24, 2023
181 - I’ll Fart In Your Small Town
Monday Jul 24, 2023
Monday Jul 24, 2023
Namaste, Nipple Pinchers! Join us for a chuckle for another world saving podcast. Chris finally pays back his bet but his hair isn't "shoot up a theater" red like it was supposed to be. Jason will throw the next phone he finds in his car out the window while driving Uber. The guys debate Jason Aldean's goofy music video. Why aren't homeless people snow-birds and would paying for a 10 dollar hummer from a bum make you a bad person? Could a bullfrog make a lady climax? Who is afraid of chemo clam? All that and a bucket of loose beef tongues! Tune in, chirpy puds!

Monday Jul 17, 2023
180 - Aunt Kathy’s Cooter Critters
Monday Jul 17, 2023
Monday Jul 17, 2023
Hello Dirty Dongers! Join us for another fabulous podcast that will save your very existence. Chris has a friend named Todd who is licking his niece's butt. Tennessee is trying hard to sell fake weed. Jason publicly shames Chris for being a dirty welcher on social media. Chris lives next to a serial killer. Jason is overwhelmed by hillbillies at Buc-ee's. Should a judge be allowed to sing hip hop in his underwear? Should 11 year old kids drive cars in the city? Is Jason too old to be smoking out of a soda can bowl? Did Chris hit a 4 year old with a golf ball? Join us to get all the answers to life and maybe a few giggles.

Monday Jul 10, 2023
179 - Ol’ Pee Pants McLoser
Monday Jul 10, 2023
Monday Jul 10, 2023
Hey Dribble Sac Mcquacks! What it be! Tune in this week to listen to a couple of knuckleheads just trying to make you giggle. Chris is afraid he's going to get the ugly girl at the sex party. Jason is thinking of ways to join the back office of a cartel. The guys encourage the Australian gymnastic to start taking heroin to help with their balance. The Reds may not suck for awhile. Jason's dong got bigger after fixing his washer. Chris was the stinky guy at work. Pickleball is for dorks. Chris chooses to get bit by 5 really, really homeless fellas instead of a few non-poisonous snakes. Listen, I won't tell anyone if you don't.

Monday Jul 03, 2023
178 - Bumpin’ Uglies in the Morgue
Monday Jul 03, 2023
Monday Jul 03, 2023
It's me, Hi, I'm the problem....and you will be too if you don't listen this week. Join us for a life saving podcast! The guys try to make sense of life after Taylor Swift comes to town and causes a storm of glitter, confusion, and disappointment. Chris ponders diving deeper into sexual depravity but won't make love in a room full of dead people. Jason watched a wreck and didn't think twice before driving away before helping out because he's a horrible person with strangers. Chris wins the lotto but won't give Jason 5 dollars. How is it possible that only 80 percent of men can point testes out on a diagram? Tune in, ear lobe lickers!

