A podcast that delves into depravity with such an utter delight and curiosity. Take a weekly trip into the gutter with a couple of chuckleheads and you‘ll be rewarded with giggles.
Episodes
Tuesday Apr 25, 2023
Tuesday Apr 25, 2023
What it be, pecker peepers? Join us for a most fabulous podcast where we solve all the world's mysteries. What kind of poop did Cleopatra use as birth control? Will Tucker Carlson and Don Lemon die alone in squalor after losing their jobs? Will the Bengal's draft a punter in the first round and will anyone draft a white cornerback? Will the Hairy Guy get laid in Spain or will he just disappoint America? What are the odds that Travis Tritt doesn't occasionally think of wieners? All these questions are answered and a lot more. Tune in, buttercup!
Monday Apr 17, 2023
Monday Apr 17, 2023
Howdy Doody peckerheads! This week the guys are joined by Brent Wolgamott. Brent is an open book and this episode gets fun quick when he shows the guys one of his openings just a minute or so into the show. We tackle stereotypes, play a round of "Top or Bottom", and learn some new terms. Brent finds out that Chris is his straight spirit animal. I can't do this episode justice in the summary so just enjoy the show.
Monday Apr 03, 2023
Monday Apr 03, 2023
Hello pecker peepers! The guys are solo after getting ditched by another guest. We still get around to solving all the world's biggest problems. Can Kishon finally pay Chris in a timely matter or is it more funny to watch Chris get angry about it every year? Will Jason finally lose fat on the new Hollywood diet drug? On Naked and Afraid, Chris would bring a fishing pole and Jason would bring weed with both only planning on staying a couple of days. Chris is going to be pooping in a bag soon and actually turned down sex. Energy drinks are white trash. Jason admits to being a dork for watching wrestling. All that and some other stuff and then that crap and then probably some things. Tune in, fluffy nips!
Sunday Mar 26, 2023
Sunday Mar 26, 2023
Howdy doody pecker heads! Welcome to another super duper important podcast! We answer all of life's biggest mysteries. Why would someone want you to ejaculate on their windows? Who showed their dong at a local Petsmart? Why is Chris obsessed with his friend's giant schlong after all these years? What kind of doctor acts shocked over the size of a kid's unit? If you haven't noticed yet, there's a whole lot of penis talk this week for whatever reason. We talk about other things too but get ready for a butt-load of conversation about the ol' bald headed yogurt slinger. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Sunday Mar 19, 2023
Sunday Mar 19, 2023
What's up buttercups? Join the fellas this week for a chat about the most important crap ever. Does it hurt to get kicked in the dong if the sack isn't touched? Is leg and pit hair on a lady a deal breaker? Which decade was better, the 80ties or 90ties? Would you pee on Taylor Swift's feet if they were on fire? Will Percocet make you last longer in the sack? Chris updates us on the body building cucks. Jason's kid spends 300 dollars on a phone game. Chris is looking to visit a rub and tug joint. All that and we debate how much money we would take to help a diddler out of jail. Join us, Peckernecks.
Sunday Mar 12, 2023
Sunday Mar 12, 2023
Hello peckerheads! Whoopi joins the show this week to fill us in on the world's happenings. Can Jason find a way to blow Derek Jeter and get one his famous gift baskets in exchange? Do we call all ex-boxers "champ" just to make them feel good for being punchy? Is pornstar, Lela Star, a hero for banging her fans? Jason decides to style his hair like the Hairy Guy. Whoopi and Chris are looking to start a charity that supplies people who masturbate with household items a proper sex toy after they get vegetables removed from their buttholes. Why are we testing cats for cocaine? All that and some other stuff that will make your mom think less of you for listening to. Tune in, Poops Mcgee.
Monday Mar 06, 2023
Monday Mar 06, 2023
Happy March turd-cutters! Nathan joins us for a super important conversation about nothing of importance. Jason tells us he's losing weight so he can make fun of fat people and live longer than Chris. Chris claims his jaw won't fall off from tobacco products although according to Jason he may get forehead cancer from vaping. Nathan comes from strong stock seeing how his grandma smoked 100 cigarettes a day. Chris tries to make the guys seem racist but just comes off as racist in the process. Nathan is a horrible person because he hates when his friends try to better themselves. Does using the small cart at the grocery store make you bi-curious? Will Jason smoke a stink bug? Why do only scumbags still use bookies? We answer those questions and Chris probably talks about his butthole and pecker at some point or another. Join in, fluffy-toots!
Sunday Feb 26, 2023
Sunday Feb 26, 2023
We're finally back after taking a week off due to Chris coming down with a bad case of Monkey Pox. Jason visits the doctor and finds out he's fat. Chris is a big dummy and messed up his dental surgery. The City of Cincinnati sucks at basically everything. FC Cincinnati shouldn't need renovations after being open for a few years and especially if their team sucks. Good weed makes you cough more but Chris still hates his neighbor. Jason is turning to ridicule to help stay on his diet. Does eating butt cause you to need gum scaling as an older adult? All that and other stuff. Tune in or we will tickle your toes with a dead otter's whiskers!
Thursday Feb 09, 2023
Thursday Feb 09, 2023
What's happening, lactating goat-nips! Join the guys this week as everything goes wrong with the show. Music doesn't work. Bits aren't together. Jason almost burnt down the studio and his house. Chris has some advice on a toy that will give you monster loads. The Chief of the Navaho Nation shoots up an Asian grocery store in Evandale, Ohio to keep everyone compliant in Japan. Lil Nick stops by for his Superbowl picks. We talk the NBA trade deadline and give our picks for the Superbowl as if you care. There's more but I have to take a poo so that's all I'm writing. Tune in.
Thursday Feb 02, 2023
Thursday Feb 02, 2023
Hey there barf-tits! Come join your local pecker heads for a brilliant conversation that solves all the world's problems. Jason fell down some stairs like a dumb fatty. Chris has been doing cuck research. Although it's not completely their fault, the refs in the AFC championship game can choke on a satchel of donkey dongs. The Speedway in North Bend serves their burgers frozen. Why are cops still out there killing people. Is it creepy to have sex with an adult with an 8 year old body? Is noon a time or a time frame and why is our friend, Reggie, an idiot? All these questions are answered and much more. Tune in!