Episodes

Tuesday Oct 20, 2020
Shut Up Cincinnati - Ep. 53
Tuesday Oct 20, 2020
Tuesday Oct 20, 2020
High stakes are involved in Episode 53. Tattoo artist, Lucas Evan of Bluegrass Tattoo in Florence, KY joins us as Chris and Jason challenge each other to a game of trivia where the loser has to get a tattoo of a penis somewhere on their body. Hairy Guy and GetPussy69 take aim at each other but the guys think they should maybe just stop if they are going to suck at it. Nick Marchete stops by for his gambling lock of the week. Lucas explains the price point and legality of getting a dick sleeve tattoo. All that and much more.

Monday Oct 12, 2020
Shut Up Cincinnati - Ep. 52
Monday Oct 12, 2020
Monday Oct 12, 2020
Join your local chucklehead's to discuss a variety of very important topics. They breakdown how the Bengals don't have a chance for awhile and Dak Prescott's sweet new ankle allignment. Chris wonders if he is gay just because he'd blow a man for a life raft. Jason wonders if Creepy Joe Biden would let you take a picture of him smelling you at his next rally. They also talk Eddie Van Halen, broken sex toys, Jack White, Whoopi's boobs, vampire scrotum biters, cucking in Holland, and much more.

Tuesday Oct 06, 2020
Shut Up Cincinnati - Ep. 51
Tuesday Oct 06, 2020
Tuesday Oct 06, 2020
The guys are back from their trip to Fort Fart to discuss what transpired in the mountains of Kentucky. They ponder why they seem to be getting big in the scat and gloryhole communities. Chris compliments your mother's vagina in German while Jason teaches you how to let people know of your mother's stds in the Czech Republic. The president has the covid but we just want to know who pooped on the floor at the cabin. Chris sets "kitty needs a bath" straight on his future in cucking and their future in butt eating. Jason wishes for more concussions in football. All that and much more. Go steal your kid's adderall and join us for a good time.

Tuesday Sep 29, 2020
Shut Up Cincinnati - Ep. 50 - The Cabin at the Gorge
Tuesday Sep 29, 2020
Tuesday Sep 29, 2020
Live from the cabin with a bunch of friends.

Monday Sep 21, 2020
Shut Up Cincinnati - Ep. 49
Monday Sep 21, 2020
Monday Sep 21, 2020
Join your local boners to talk about all things important in the world today. Chris is getting hair pills but his UPS driver is an asshole. Jason teaches you how to ask a lady if you can drink milk out of her butt in a different language. The guys discuss the proper amount of fingers to use while finger banging. Everyone gets a good laugh out of Nancy Pelosi seeming to forget she's being interviewed mid-interview. The fellas discuss how'd they react to seeing skidmarks in the toilet while on a date with a lady at her home. All of that and we still find time to shit on Mitch McConnell and talk Cincinnati sports. Go grab yourself a yogurt and enjoy, you deserve it!

Monday Sep 14, 2020
Shut Up Cincinnati - Ep. 48
Monday Sep 14, 2020
Monday Sep 14, 2020
Join the fellas for another week of bullshit. We talk about Week 1 of the NFL and Fat Randy killing the Bengals. Chris wonder's if his dong will make the Hall of Fame while Jason wonders how many toys are in Chris's Mom's drawer. They talk social justice in sports and which fruit they'd masturbate with. All that and much more. Get in the car, I'm a friend of your mother.

Monday Sep 07, 2020

Monday Aug 31, 2020
Shut Up Cincinnati - Ep46
Monday Aug 31, 2020
Monday Aug 31, 2020
Episode 46 is our fantasy football podcast. We do the first 9 rounds of the draft as well as throw in a few regular segments. This will probably only appeal to fantasy football fans and didn't go exactly like we planned. Oh well, enjoy or dont.

Monday Aug 24, 2020
Shut Up Cincinnati - Ep. 45
Monday Aug 24, 2020
Monday Aug 24, 2020
Join the fellas to discuss happy endings and the popularity of pee porn. Jason runs down the presidential conventions and shits on everyone involved. Chris introduces a new segment and gives his first Asshole of the Week. The guys wonder why some women like to be choked and wonder if they would punch a girl if thats what gets her off. The guy's laugh at Thom Brennaman for being a doofus but neither guy knew Kansas City was for the gays. Chris fires back at online commentators for making fun of him for being old and sounds old in the process. Jason tell's us he would poop on a lady if that's what she wants but is going to leave her right after. As always, the guys discuss another Would You Rather and Chris gives his joke of the week. Sit down and give us the old Biden sniff!

Monday Aug 17, 2020
Shut Up Cincinnati - Ep.44
Monday Aug 17, 2020
Monday Aug 17, 2020
Join the fellas as they find out what a Kentucky Klondike bar is. They tear into the Democratic convention of has beens and never weres, as well as, discuss the finer points of a Ballcozi. Jason teaches his son about Wap while Chris wonder's if he can find a nice lady to enjoy a Panamanian petting zoo with. They have some nice words for Sam Jay but continue to crap on Kamala Harris. The guys play guess the Red with the vid and ponder about Ben Shapiro's wife's dry hole. Chris is upset that Cincinnati had a weekend full of shootings while Jason is excited to live in a dangerous city as long as he lives on the outside. All this and much more!